• WARNING FOR THE FAINT-OF-HEART
    This review has a rude word in it. The children, think of the children!

    A  PLAY with a name that’s stronger than the brew it derides—be warned, we spell it out in full in the next paragraph—is showing now at the Mary Street Bakery on Beaufort Street, Mt Lawley.

    Fuck Decaf is a metaphor for relationships, love and addiction and, since it’s set in a cafe, it seemed logical to perform it in a real cafe, says director Scott Corbett from independent theatre company The Cutting Room Floor.

    “Why try and turn a big space into a cafe,” he says, adding Mary St is “nice and intimate”.

    Love is a lot like a caffeine, or any other, addiction, Corbett says: “We don’t see it as an addiction, but it is.”

    The play was written by Mount Lawley drama teacher Tyler Jacob Jones, winner of two Artrage Theatre Awards and this year’s Martin Sims Award.

    “We came up with the concept and brought him onboard to write it,” Corbett says.

    The play follows friends Kate and Ruby who’ve been meeting on and off for coffee at the same cafe for 10 years. Only this time things get rather messy.

    “They get into a heated argument and end up throwing coffee and cake,” Corbett says.

    Kate is a party animal who enjoys long blacks and sexual conquests, while Ruby is a serial relationships jumper with a cappuccino in hand and a Disney-inspired view of romance.

    “Love is a lot like a caffeine, or any other, addiction…”

    Shattered china, coffee shots and a desperately cute waiter ensure steam hits the froth, Corbett says.

    “As different as they may be, the pair of best friends come to realise that they share a desperate and controlling addiction—love.”

    The issues underlying the comedy are serious as the women try to work out how comfortable they are with their lives, he adds.

    The Cutting Room Floor came out of a brainstorming session while still at Edith Cowan University, Corbett says.

    “We had success and have not stopped.”

    It’s dedicated to producing vibrant, exciting new works for an Australian audience, and supporting local talent.

    Most of the plays are unscripted, coming out of brainstorming sessions with cast and crew.

    “They change ever time we redevelop. It’s a trust process that makes it more organic,” Corbett says.

    Intimate and different theatre is part of TCRF’s mantra, including the play Home Open, performed in a house, with 50 to 60 audience members moving from room to room: “It was an intimate cosy experience. A house party with theatre,” Corbett says.

    Fuck Decaf is on at the Mary Street Cafe, 507 Beaufort Street, Mt Lawley Wednesday to Saturday 8pm until June 14 (but not June 5). Tix $20 at trybooking.com

    by JENNY D’ANGER

  • BIVOUAC in Northbridge has great food and excellent service, along with funky decor and a very trendy and modern menu.

    It’s so named because the eatery is designed for rest and recuperation with “a menu you’ll feel comfortable ordering a mix of plate to share”, the webpage says.

    To me, to bivouac is to camp in the wilds with a mere handful of people I like, or can get away from if I don’t.

    So the new-fangled style of eating, sharing a table with 8–10 strangers, squeezed in like sardines, each fork raised an encounter of the too close kind, is an anathema.

    D’Angerous Dave and I passed a couple of empty tables, to be shown a very full one at the rear. But having left my shoehorn at home I couldn’t see how we were supposed to cram in.

    Rejecting the miniscule space we were led back past the empty tables and seated with a couple.

    But at least we had a vase of flowers between us to give a sense of outdoors, space and a semblance of privacy, we thought.

    Bivouac caters for the pre-theatre crowd, and really excels at getting people stylishly fed…

    Just up the road from the State Theatre, Bivouac caters for the pre-theatre crowd, and really excels at getting people stylishly fed and watered in plenty of time for the first bell.

    They even thoughtfully present the bill before diners finish eating so there’s no last-minute crush at the till.

    D’Angerous celebrated his narrow escape of being sardined with a serve of crispy fried local whitebait, accompanied by a delicious tahini yoghurt ($10).

    He’s a real fan of the small fish and tucked into them happily, along with a serve of hand-cut frites ($10).

    The potatoes were deliciously fluffy inside and crunchy on the outside, and their truffle mayonnaise was divine.

    This wasn’t my first meal at Bivouac and I couldn’t go past what I’d eaten previously—the black barley and autumn vegetables ($28).

    The mix of flavours, including babaganoush and labneh (Greek yoghurt cheese), certainly put the smile back on my face in no time.

    Bivouac has plenty of share plates for larger parties, including Gingin goat chops with tomato kasundi and fig ($17.50), veal and prawn kofte skewers ($19), and the pizzas at another table looked pretty good.

    The theatre bell was about to ding so we couldn’t stay for coffee, but I have it on very good authority Bivouac does a fine brew. But no billy tea.

    by JENNY D’ANGER

    Bivouac Canteen and Bar
    198 William Street,
    Northbridge
    9227 0883
    open Tues–Sat noon till late

  • NEW agers and golden agers alike—this Ager Street, Dianella home is a great abode for all.

    Golden agers looking at downsizing for retirement will appreciate this three-bedroomer, with its lock and leave easiness.

    New agers, or new parents, will enjoy the modern lines and the large secure yard this rear strata offers.

    Once the huge, automatic gates swing shut there’s an amazing amount of space for kids to play in or ride a tricycle on. And with 464sqm you could even fit a bouncy castle in for their next birthday.

    Or simply sit under the covered patio and enjoy the relaxed ambience created by a bamboo screen-backed water feature and massive pots of greenery and neat shrubbery.

    The house is simple, but streamlined for easy accessibility, with two sitting areas/lounges in a sweeping open plan living/dining/kitchen.

    While solar panels mean guilt-free running of the reverse-cycle air conditioning all year round.

    A lovely, raked timber ceiling adds to the sense of light-filled openness of the living spaces.

    And the compact kitchen has plenty of bench space, in sleek white, caesar stone. Storage isn’t a problem with plenty of lovely smooth-sliding drawers and a generous pantry.

    Two of the bedrooms are double, and the third a single, which is perfect for visiting grandkids.

    The main bedroom is a good size, with walk-in-robe and a neat ensuite.

    With a recent paint job and new security screens there’s nothing to do but move the furniture in, and put the winter vegetables in the raised garden beds at the front.

    While solar panels mean guilt-free running of the reverse-cycle air conditioning all year round.

    Well priced and well designed this is a delightful home for those starting out, or empty nesters.

    And of course it’s a 10-minute drive from the delights of the Mt Lawley cafe strip and close to schools and shops.

    by JENNY D’ANGER

    1B Ager Street, Dianella
    $595,000
    Mervyn Missell | 0404 889 325
    Acton Mt Lawley | 9272 2488

  • WA transport minister Dean Nalder has opened the door to a ride-share service setting up in Perth, in direct competition to traditional taxi operators.

    Last month he met with Uber, the Google-backed company behind the ride-share service, and is receptive to changing regulations to ensure the service can operate legally.

    “There are three broad concerns I have with the taxi industry at this point,” the minister says.

    “I don’t believe consumers are getting the level of service they require from the taxi industry, I don’t believe drivers are sufficiently supported, and the organisations that make the biggest profits from the taxi industry are not sufficiently accountable.

    “We would like to see the broader reform within the taxi industry and will work with the industry closely to improve the service standard to the community.

    “Safety for passengers is of course our primary concern, so we need to look at what regulations will protect passengers, and support a more diverse taxi industry.”

    His supportive comments are in direct contrast to the attitudes of eastern states governments, which have conducted sting operations and fined ride-share drivers.

    Launching in Sydney in 2012 and since expanding into Melbourne and Brisbane, Uber is essentially an app that allows private motorists who are over 23 with a clean driver’s licence, to offer strangers a lift and charge them a fee.

    Uber vets motorists and their cars for safety and offers a range of services, including an Uber Black limousine booking service. Passengers can rate their drivers’ performance on the app.

    Traditional taxi services and taxi owners cry foul, saying they’re charged hundreds of thousands of dollars in registration and licence fees, which Uber and similar services escape.

    “Ride-share would shake up the industry and I fear it would put a lot of us cabbies out of a job.”

    Veteran cabbie Stephen Satchell says this year’s WA taxi conference was dominated by discussion about the apps and he fears ride-share sounds the death knell for traditional taxi drivers.

    “Ride-share would shake up the industry and I fear it would put a lot of us cabbies out of a job.”

    Swan Taxis boss Kevin Foley hopes to meet with Mr Nalder or his officials to stop the service taking off here.

    WA transport department spokesperson Kate Phillips says the DOT is open to the idea of ride-share but notes it’s currently against the law to charge more than $7.40 for a 10km journey in a typical four-cylinder car and anyone wanting to charge more requires a special licence.

    “A person driving for hire or reward or operating a vehicle for hire or reward without an appropriate licence is committing an offence,” she says.

    “A vehicle operating for hire or reward must also carry the appropriate insurance.”

    Uber raised $US258 million last year in funding from Google Ventures and TPG Investments.

    The San Francisco-based company operates in 60 cities across the world.

    Rival Backseat has delayed its launch into the Sydney market because of a NSW government ruling that ride-sharing apps require licensed vehicles and drivers.

    by STEPHEN POLLOCK

  • AS the rest of us count our coppers following the federal Budget, Stirling city council is spending $25,000 to send two councillors to California for a three-day conference on sustainable infrastructure.

    While there, councillors Joe Ferrante and David Lagan—both of them former Liberal candidates—will meet with LA mayor Eric Garcetti (or his representative) to talk about waste diversion (Stirling has recycled virtually none in nine months).

    Last year the pair attended an audit conference in Orlando, Florida costing $32,750, despite Cr Lagan not being on the council’s audit committee.

    Meanwhile, the council has agreed to spend $6545 flying mayor Giovanni Italiano and CEO Stuart Jardine business class to Canberra, where they’ll no doubt lobby for funding.

    The total cost for their three-day stay will come to at least $8651, including two nights at a $360 per night hotel.

    The bill could rise even further with Stirling planning to organise and host a joint function for Coalition ministers and MPs while in Canberra.

    Business class is the norm, even for four-hour domestic flights.

    When the Voice checked a flight comparison website, we found flights on November 25 and 27 for around $750 economy return—a full $5000 less than what ratepayers coughed up.

    But Mr Jardine says business class is the norm, even for four-hour domestic flights.

    “…the costs of air travel to and from conferences is to be booked business class on the most economical flight or economy class if business class is not available,” he says.

    “However, a lobbying delegation is not covered under this policy and hence must go to council for approval.”

    Representatives from Joondalup and Wanneroo city councils will join Cr Italiano on the trip, which will include joint and individual meetings with Coalition MPs.

    “Lobbying trips to Canberra are an important way for the City of Stirling to actively build upon relationships with federal government representatives,” wrote council staff.

    “Such trips help foster economically beneficial outcomes for the community.” Not to mention the airlines.

    by STEPHEN POLLOCK

  • 03. 831NEWS
    • Audrey Pekin (right) with Leigh and Penny Wood at Beaufort Street—they want it made safer for pedestrians but face resistance from forces inside Bayswater city council. Photo by Matthew Dwyer

    BEDFORD residents want Beaufort Street made safer for children and elderly pedestrians.

    Alana Culverhouse is lobbying Bayswater city council to install a central median island at the Bedford end of the street and a dedicated pedestrian phase at the Grand Promenade lights. She also wants speed reduced to either 50 or 40kph.

    “As a parent, trying to teach children about road safety without dedicated pedestrian lights is extremely difficult…”

    “There are a number of young children who will be attending Inglewood primary school in the coming years and the lack of appropriate pedestrian signals make it very dangerous for children to understand when it is safe to cross,” she says.

    “As a parent, trying to teach children about road safety without dedicated pedestrian lights is extremely difficult when all learning materials feature the green crossing man.”

    Ms Culverhouse says long-time locals have noticed an increase in both the number of cars and the speed they travel.

    She’s submitted a petition to council asking for the safety measures. Council staff are opposed, telling councillors pedestrian phasing is “considered sufficient” and median islands are impractical. They’re backing minor modifications to improve visibility costing about $2500 and will ask WA police to consider installing a red light camera. “We need to address these concerns as a priority and as a matter of public safety,” Ms Culverhouse says. The safety issues go before council later this month.

    by STEPHEN POLLOCK

  • 04. 831NEWS
    • Greg D’Orazio and Oriano Colli at Bayswater Soccer Club. Photo by Matthew Dwyer

    BAYSWATER Soccer Club wants the council to invest in Frank Drago Reserve so it becomes the home of WA football.

    Football West has for the past few years been kicking around for a site where it can build a state-of-the-art $25 million HQ, including a 5000-seat stadium, three pitches, offices and an accommodation block.

    It would also serve as a training and administrative base for Perth Glory, now training at McGillivray Oval, and be a home ground for a local state league team.

    Football West’s been hampered at previous sites it’s looked at by locals kicking up a fuss at the idea of losing parks and putting up with match-day traffic.

    Vasto Reserve and Macedonia Park in Balcatta were seen as an early front-runners but Bayswater’s Greg D’Orazio says Frank Drago Reserve is a better choice: “We are in a great central location and very close to arterial roads and the railway line,” he says.

    “I think this gives us the edge over Stirling, which has more space, but has poor public transport.

    “Space could be an issue here, but there is council land nearby which could be become available if the Bayswater bowling club amalgamates with the club at Grand Promenade.”

    Bayswater has 500 junior members and feeds five senior teams in various competition, including the national premier league WA.

    The large membership forces the club to juggle training sessions at various overflow sites, including De Lacy Reserve, Beaufort Park and Wotton Reserve.

    Mr D’Orazio is keen to build new pitches and facilities, including extra parking at the site. Frank Drago Reserve is also home to the Bayswater tennis, bowling and croquet clubs.

    Council staff have recommended allocating $60,000 in the 2014/15 budget to devise a masterplan. Council will consider the request at this month’s council meeting.

    by STEPHEN POLLOCK

  • STIRLING mayor Giovanni Italiano says he “very disappointed” the WA government has backtracked on its commitment to relocate the WA commerce department in Stirling.

    The department will instead be relocated to existing offices in Cannington: “The city is very disappointed with the decision as an investment of this scale would greatly stimulate the economic and social activity of the Stirling city centre,” Cr Italiano says.

    Labor leader Mark McGowan says the Barnett government is reneging on a pre-election commitment to decentralise and relocate 80,000sqm of government offices and is “now trying to find excuses in an attempt to walk away”.

    But WA transport minister Dean Nalder says the government remains committed to dislodging mandarins and civil servants from their plush CBD eyries into cheaper digs in the ‘burbs.

    “Part of the department of transport is moving to 6500sqm of new office space in Stirling this year,” he says.

    Cr Italiano says the cancelled commerce move will not de-rail a plan to turn Stirling into Perth’s second CBD.

    by STEPHEN POLLOCK

  • WITH three-quarters of Perth’s GP services bulk-billed, Labor MP Alannah MacTiernan says locals will be hit hard by the Abbott government’s $7 GP fee.

    “Particularly with the elderly, the management that the GPs engage in really keeps people out of hospital,” she says.

    A “tsunami of babies” in the electorate may also see young families struggle to cope.

    “A lot of them are living fairly close to the wind,” she says. “It is going to make it hard for a number of people. People are really pissed off about this, they’re pissed off with the betrayal.

    “This is undermining the principle of universal care, that your health should not be contingent on your wealth.”

    On the ABC’s Bickerfest (aka Q&A), Treasurer Joe Hockey said $2 of the $7 fee was going straight to GPs and they could choose not to pass that cost onto struggling patients if they wished.

    “What the GPs are telling me is they don’t reckon the $2 is going to cover their extra costs from having to collect the money,” Ms MacTiernan scoffed.

    She says the clinic she visits on Beaufort Street appears absolutely flat tack and may need to hire a staffer just to manage collecting the fee and passing most of it back to the government.

    “Now suddenly 74 per cent of presentations are going to involve a cash exchange. The idea that they’re going to have a windfall is nonsense.”

    Ms MacTiernan likes the idea of the $20 billion medical research fund, but says “you don’t fund it by an unequal tax where the sicker you are the more you pay”.

    by DAVID BELL

  • 07. 831NEWS
    • Anna Heifetz, Sophia Moore, Leigh Downsborough and Emiliam Young. Photo by David Bell

    AFTER six-and-a-half years in North Perth, it’s hasta la vista for Mexican eatery the Flying Taco.

    Its spot on Angove Street is going great guns these days but after nearly seven years doing the same thing owner Anna Heifetz is feeling the need to move on.

    “It’s bittersweet but as we get older we have fewer and fewer opportunities to jump off the cliff, to just leap and trust that whatever’s next will be amazing,” the ever-bubbly Ms Heifetz says.

    “I’m going to miss a lot of it, and there are other bits I’m ready to move on from.”

    “I want to say thank you to North Perth, the community, and everyone who’s supported us.”

    When she arrived in Angove Street it was a very different place, with just one coffee shop, a pub, the bike shop and not too many other drawcards.

    “The neighbourhood was real slow,” she says, “its changed a lot.” These days it’s pumping with trendy cafes, indy homeware stores and a dose of fashion joints.

    “I want to say thank you to North Perth, the community, and everyone who’s supported us.”

    Originally from California, Ms Heifetz stumbled upon the restaurant’s quirky name and logo in a tattoo.

    “We just thought it was funny,” she says, peering at the cartoony winged taco emblazoned on her forearm.

    Ms Heifetz originally wanted to open a food van (hence the “flying” part) but after seeing how tangled the legislation was she decided to settle for a stationary restaurant.

    And while Perth today is swarming with places serving quesadillas and guacamole, there used to be a dearth of good Mexicans before Taco flew into town: “It’s crazy… 10 years ago in this country a lot of Australians didn’t have a clue what Mexican food was beyond an Old El Paso kit—not that there’s anything wrong with that.”

    With Taco’s last day on May 31, Ms Heifetz isn’t sure what she’ll do next, beyond having a month off: “I think I’ll always have something to do with food. I love cooking and I love feeding people.”

    by DAVID BELL