• Platonic meal

    DOES the world need another burger bar?

    It’s a philosophical question Plato might ponder if he was still alive, along with ‘Did Today Tonight actually exist or was it just shadows flitting across a cave wall?’ 

    I’m a bit of a Fred Flintstone in the pro-burger camp, so I grabbed my club, leopard-skin jeans and yabba-dabba-dooed it to HomeRun in Mt Hawthorn.

    Situated at the quieter end of Oxford Street, the burger bar is part of a nice group of cafes and restaurants including Yelo, Casa Perth, Nu Noir Coffee and The Bodhi Tree.

    On a stinking hot summer’s day, the spacious gaff was super cool with plenty of tables and chairs, including some by the window, where you could watch life unfold outside (I think I saw Perth MP John Carey riding a BMX made from lego).

    There were the obligatory murals on the burger bar wall, but they were pretty cool, including one of a monkey wearing a baseball cap. 

    The menu had a range of beef and chicken burgers, fried chicken, sides, desserts (cookie pies, brownies) and some amazing looking shakes. It was a nice size of menu with decent variety.

    In these tough economic times, HomeRun deserves brownie points for having a lunchtime special (cheeseburger, fries and a soft drink for $17).

    I imagine it’s what most folk would get during their lunch break, so I ordered that, plus three chicken wings and a side of onion rings (and a defibrillator just in case).

    As I waited for my meal to be cooked, I could hear the clatter of wheels as a distant skateboarder attempted a stunt in the abandoned concrete jungle across the road.

    Covered in graffiti and overgrown weeds, the old Midway taxi rank has now became a mecca for urban art and skateboarders.

    Some might call it an eyesore, but it adds a bit of sub-culture grit to the area.

    The friendly man behind the till was soon over with my order.

    This cheeseburger was simple but perfectly executed: an amazingly soft and light bun, a tasty smashed patty, smattering of dill pickles, and some ketchup and mayo.

    It was brimming with flavour and one of the best cheeseburgers I’ve had. I’ve never really been into smashed patties, but this might have finally converted me.

    The chicken wings were huge and piping hot. The batter had a dark, spicy coating which gave the chook a slightly exotic middle-eastern air. At $10 for three giant wings, they were great value.

    The quality remained high with the crispy mound of onion rings ($12.50) which tasted incredibly fresh with a light, non-greasy batter.

    I’ve been reading about potato shortages in Australia with cafes in Perth sending staffers out to buy frozen chips from the supermarket, but no such worries here. The thick-cut chips were spot on and tasted super light and non-greasy with a lovely sprinkling of rosemary and maybe a hint of smoked paprika.

    HomeRun launched in Fremantle a few years back and it did so well it opened another outlet in Mt Hawthorn in September this year. I can see why, as the burgers are so good even Plato might have ditched his cave theory and gone stuff it, I’ll just have a quarter pounder instead.

    by STEPHEN POLLOCK

    HomeRun Burgers
    376 Oxford Street, Mount Hawthorn
    32 Market Street, Fremantle
    homerunburgers.au

  • Shake it up
    • The Fremantle Theatre Company’s 2021 version of A Midsummer Night’s Dream featured a caravan and men in pink dungarees.

    FORGET about Love Actually, the Shakespeare “banger” Twelfth Night is the perfect rom-com to enjoy with your partner under the stars during the festive period.

    A mix of comedy and lust that appeals to a younger audience, the play has been adapted for the big screen numerous times, so it was no surprise that Fremantle Theatre Company chose it for their summer Shakespeare in the Park tour.

    Originally written to close the Christmas season in around 1601, Twelfth Night centres on twins Viola and Sebastian, who are separated in a shipwreck.

    Viola (who is disguised as Cesario) falls in love with the Duke Orsino, who in turn is in love with Countess Olivia. Upon meeting Viola, Countess Olivia falls in love with her thinking she is a man.

    With its messy love triangle and gender ambiguity, the 17th century play is scarily prescient of how dating would turn out 400 years later.

    “[It’s] in tune with a world finally open to a more fluid appreciation of personal identity – something that’s always been up for debate in Shakespeare, but perhaps nowhere more keenly that on the island of Illyria in Twelfth Night,” says Renato Fabretti, artistic director of the Fremantle Theatre Company.

    “In this work, it is action that matters when the heart is at stake. It’s commitment and loyalty, passion and pursuit…not one’s gender, that decides the outcome.

    “And it’s a story that all kicks off on the shores of an isolated island (visited by chance by these Italian mariners) on the heels of a terrible shipwreck…and nothing seems more apt for a Freo crowd on this western edge of Oz, on the heels of a pandemic, we’re we all feel a little more lost and keen to drop anchor alongside a familiar feeling.”

    It would be easy for Fabretti to say that Shakespeare’s words still effortlessly resonate with people 400-plus years after his death, but he admits a 21st century audience has to put in a bit of effort.

    “I think the work demands that we meet it midway, that we invest a little of ourselves in it, and it is this act of collaborative creation that makes the work sing a new each year,” he says.

    “At its best, Shakespeare’s plays take a reading of us…while we read and perform them.”

    Formed two years ago at the height of the pandemic, the independent Fremantle Theatre Company has already put on six professional productions including The Other Place and Last Train to Freo.

    In 2021 they held their debut Shakespeare in The Park tour, performing A Midsummer Night’s Dream to more than 5000 people across WA.

    A Twelfth Night features nine professional actors and eight designers, and will be performed in stunning outdoor WA locations including Margaret River, Albany, Bunbury and Perth (Kings Park).

    “We’re an independent company, which is tough,” Fabretti says. “But with the support of our incredible sponsors and sublime audiences, we make this work.” 

    The Company has some exciting plans for next year including staging the hit-show The Effect by Lucy Prebble, who co-produces and writes on the award-winning TV show Succession, as well as I Hate Suzie and Diary of a Call Girl.

    But right now the Company is busy preparing for its performance of Twelfth Night at Kings Park Garden’s Saw Avenue Amphitheatre on January 11-21. And if one things for sure, Shakespeare always entertains.

    “These stories are sometimes silly, sometimes divine,” Fabretti says. “They cut to the very quick of what it means to be alive, and they’re at the very same time quite epic and convoluted dramas that are over larger than life, that they invite an ambitious imagination to set soar.

    “You can’t ask much more from raw material than that really, can you?”

    Tix for Shakespeare in the Park at http://www.iwannaticket.com.au/search?q=twelfth+night

    by STEPHEN POLLOCK

  • Musical gift
    Brass on the Grass is a popular Christmas event in East Perth.

    IT wouldn’t be Christmas without a choir and brass band belting out all the festive classics.

    So make sure you head down to Brass on the Grass in Claisebrook Cove tomorrow (Sunday December 11).

    Held in Victoria Gardens from 3pm-8pm, the free family event includes performances by the WA Brass Band, Olman Walley, Junkadelic Brass Band, Highgate Primary School Choir, East Perth Community Group Choir, Daniel Jennis and Steve Hensby.

    They’ll also be a parade from Matagarup Bridge, roving little Miss Squeezebox, raffles supporting the nearby homeless shelter St Bartholomew’s House, food/drink stalls, face painting, and of course, Santa Claus and his little helpers.

    Held in East Perth for more than a decade, the annual Brass on the Grass has become a yuletide favourite with locals.

    “I cannot thank enough all the kind people who have volunteered their time to help organise this event,” says East Perth Community Group chair Raj Doshi.

    “Local businesses who have generously donated prizes, those who have offered a helping hand and a really special acknowledgment of those unsung heroes who will be working tirelessly in front and behind the scenes on the day, to make this our best ever end-of-year celebration. 

    “In doing so, you have demonstrated the very essence of community.

    “Brass on the Grass is a recognition of East Perth, our neighbours, our friends and family. An opportunity to raise money for charity and join together in celebrating the joy of Christmas as only 6004 can.”

  • Good vibrations
    The Beacon Yoga Centre is putting on an alternative Christmas Fair with kirtan chanting, fair trade goods and an Indian buffet.

    IF you’re already over all the cliches and materialism associated with the festive period, then head down to the Beacon Yoga Centre tomorrow (Sunday December 11) for a Christmas Fair with a difference.

    Held in the grounds of the historic Sivananda ashram in Beaconsfield, you’ll be able to do some kirtan chanting, buy fair trade and second hands goods from more than 30 stalls, and escape all the stress of the ‘silly season’ in the wellness emporium, with practitioners offering massage, reiki, naturopathy, kinesiology and even tarot readings. 

    There’s also live music on the “top lawn” with a marimba and folk group in the morning and a mix of performers in the afternoon.

    And when it comes to food, well, forget about the mince pies and mulled wine, and enjoy an Indian buffet lunch and a refreshing high chai tea instead.

    In the beautiful ashram gardens they’ll be a variety of stallholders selling fair trade products, second hand designer clothes, homewares, jams, fashion and books. And make sure you stay until 6pm to participate in the kirtan chanting.

    “Essentially kirtan and chanting is about devotional singing, and we have an incredible line up of very contemporary musicians that offer this as part of a band,” says Beacon Yoga Centre teacher Heidi Woschnak.

    “Like singing, chanting is energising and great fun! It gets us beyond our mental chatter and into the depths of our heart.

    “We run a weekly packed-to-the-hills kirtan as part of our regular offering at 6.30pm on Sunday nights.”

    For more than 40 years, the Beacon Yoga Centre has been a mecca for yoga practitioners, spiritual seekers and those wanting to experience a contemplative lifestyle.

    Founded by renowned Indian author and teacher Swami Venkatesananda in the mid-1970s, it has long been a landmark on the hill on South Street in Beaconsfield.

    Alongside yoga, meditation, philosophical study and discussion, it also offers special events, retreats and long term residential places.

    “We have a summer school program from January 2-6 that offers all day yoga classes with a great line of teachers and offerings, and we have many exciting special events throughout 2023 including some visiting international teachers,” Ms Woschnak says.

    “We are a true beacon of light on the hill offering high vibration events, classes and retreats in a great community setting; something that we all need more of post-covid.”

    The Christmas Fair is from 10am-7pm tomorrow (Sunday December 11) at the The Beacon Yoga Centre, 151 

  • Magic Menora

    NESTLED near the Mount Lawley border on a substantial 761sqm of land with a rear right of way and in an elevated position, behind a white picket fence, is this four-bedroom, two-bathroom family home.

    Boasting jarrah floorboards, high decorative ceilings and grand proportions as well as renovated bathrooms and kitchen, a huge entertainer’s patio, ample lawn and garden space for little ones to enjoy, a swimming pool and huge powered shed, it is ‘move in ready’ yet has the space and potential should you want to take it to the next level one day.

    This is the epitome of family living, and the best part? It has come just in time for you to enjoy summer here.

    Don’t let this rare opportunity to enter this sought-after neighbourhood slip by.

    Buyers in the $1.4m’s
    109 Rookwood Street, Menora
    Home open today (December 10) 2pm-2:30pm
    Beaucott Property 9272 2488
    Agent Carlos Lehn 0478 927 017

    Features:

    • 761sqm of land

    • Rear right of way

    • Air-conditioning throughout

    • Huge, powered shed at rear

    • Grand formal lounge room with gas fireplace and French
    doors opening onto the verandah

    • King-sized main bedroom with built-in robes and gorgeous
    corner window and French doors also opening onto the verandah

    • Three additional double/queen sized bedrooms (one with built-in robes)

    • Two renovated bathrooms – one has bath

    • Renovated kitchen with dishwasher, gas cooking, farmhouse style sink and breakfast bar overlooking the open plan dining/living area

    • Beautiful leadlight front door and grand entrance hall

    • Wide jarrah floorboards and high decorative ceilings

    • Off-street secure parking behind a white picket fence

    • Security screens to front and rear doors

    • Connected to NBN

    • Both Coolbinia and Mount Lawley Primary school catchments

    • Mount Lawley High catchment (easy walk for teenagers)

    • Moments from St Paul’s Primary

    • Walking distance to Ron Stone and Hamer parks

    • Walk to bus stops and local café Portafilter coffee

  • Black Cockatoo Crisis hits the big screen

    CROWDFUNDED documentary Black Cockatoo Crisis screens at Luna Leederville December 1 to 7, laying out a roadmap of how to save WA’s iconic cockies.

    Filmmaker Jane Hammond teamed up with West Perth’s Ian Hale from Halo, along with 342 supporters who donated $135,000 to bring the project to fruition.

    From loss of habitat for the Carnaby’s black cockatoos to the Baudin’s black cockatoos being shot out of the sky in a battle with fruit growers in Perth’s hills, the film warns three species could be extinct within 20 years.

    The film premiere sold out at Backlot Studios and screens three times daily at Luna until December 7.

    A fresh threat to cockatoo habitat popped up this week, with surf park operators looking at clearing three hectares of banksia woodland at a government-chosen site in Jandakot.

  • Mayor pulls out of Labor hopeful’s gig
    Cr criticises party politics in local govt.

    BAYSWATER mayor Filomena Piffaretti has cancelled an appearance at a state Labor membership drive, while a fellow councillor has raised concerns about ongoing ‘politicisation’ of the mayoral role.

    Cr Piffaretti, a Labor party member, was featured in a flyer advertising “A Dinner Dance for Marino Salinas’ WA Labor Membership Drive” held November 27 at the Filipino Australian Club of Perth, an effort to get member numbers up to support Mr Salinas’ bid to enter state politics.

    VIP speakers were state Labor MPs Michelle Roberts, Margaret Quirk, and Cr Piffaretti, billed as “Filomena Pfaretti [sic], mayor, City of Bayswater”. 

    Cr Elli Petersen-Pik raised concerns in a social media post on November 23, writing: “It is my general view that the mayor’s position, as well as all councillors’ positions, should not be used 

    for party-political purpose. The position of mayor is a public role, paid for by the ratepayers, and its permitted functions are clear in the Local Government Act.

    “I’ve been speaking about the politicisation of local governments and the involvement of state politics for several years now, which can sometimes include the promotion of state and federal politicians via municipal channels. 

    “Most residents might not even notice it. 

    “As an independent councillor, this concerns me a lot as I can see the possible influence on decision making (which is always something very hard to prove).”

    Cr Piffaretti told the Voice via email: “Of course I get invited to Labor party events, I’m a member of the Labor party. 

    “I didn’t attend the function – however, I always encourage everyone in our community, particularly those from culturally and linguistically diverse backgrounds, to participate fully in our civic, cultural and political life and I hope all my council colleagues would do the same.” 

    Cr Piffaretti wouldn’t say why she pulled out or whether it was in response to Cr Petersen-Pik’s post. 

    However internal correspond-ence obtained by the Voice shows Cr Piffaretti claiming “that event was misrepresented to me and as a result I am not attending”.

    The cancelled event isn’t the first time Cr Piffaretti has been billed as mayor at a Labor event. In August she was listed as a VIP speaker at the launch of Mr Salinas’ campaign, again listed as “mayor of Bayswater city council” and speaking alongside Ms Roberts.

    Cr Petersen-Pik said a member of the public had first raised concern with him over the mayor speaking at the membership drive, and he’s informally referred it to the council CEO for consideration.

    by DAVID BELL

  • By-election win
    New councillor Michael Dudek.

    STIRLING has a new councillor with Michael Dudek handily winning the November 25 extraordinary election to fill a vacant Balga Ward spot.

    The seat was empty after long-serving councillor Keith Sargent resigned in September, following his arrest on charges of possessing child exploitation material.

    After an especially active two-month campaign touring the ward Cr Dudek romped in the win garnering 1842 of a total 5019 valid votes (36.7 per cent). He doubled the result of the next nearest contender Amy Blitvich with 906 votes. Also running were Bellamore Ndayikeze, Wayne Evans, Ram Tin Thei, Dianela Ion and Leonie Getty. 

    Stirling mayor Mark Irwin announced the result on Friday evening, saying “on behalf of the city I welcome councillor Dudek, and thank the unsuccessful candidates for their contribution to this process, especially given the unexpected nature of a by-election.

    “Each of the seven candidates represented the diversity of the local community, and I am pleased that the people of Balga Ward had such a high-quality field of candidates to choose from.”

    Cr Dudek works for a bookkeeping firm and has won awards at the state level as a goalkeeper in both soccer and futsal. 

    His election pitch said “as a local leader, getting kids off the street through sport and social clubs is part of Michael’s Four-Point Action Plan to combat drugs, gangs and antisocial behaviour” and he wants to bring back verge collections to cut down on illegal rubbish dumping.

  • It’s a COP-out

    Bid for global enviro conference falls short

    A BID for Perth to host the world’s biggest climate change conference has been shot down.

    Lord mayor Basil Zempilas says there’s no chance Perth council alone could win hosting rights without state and federal government backing.

    At Perth council’s November meeting councillor Brent Fleeton moved an ambitious motion calling for a campaign for Perth to host an upcoming United Nations Climate Conference in 2024 (COP29).

    “If we lose this to Adelaide we’re going to look bloody ridiculous,” Cr Fleeton said.

    “The conference would be the most important economic development opportunity for our city and our ratepayers since CHOGM in 2011,” he said, referring to the 2011 Commonwealth Heads of Government Meeting which brought in thousands of people to Perth from 51 member countries.

    “Having this conference in Perth as we debate the future of how we produce and consume energy as a society makes sense as WA is the energy capital of the world.

    “This will be a coming together of the best minds in energy climate change tech and public policy, and the benefits to our city, our state and our country are both obvious but too many to list,” including positioning WA as a prime state to lead a clean energy future. 

    Cr Fleeton said Mr Zempilas’ high profile and “considerable personal network” could be drawn on to get allies on board to make the bid a success.

    He proposed setting aside $250,000 to research the plan and advocate for Perth as host, and said if COP29 wasn’t a goer then they could try to nab a future conference like COP31 which is planned for 2026.

    But federal climate change minister Chris Bowen has already indicated Australia wouldn’t bid for COP29 in 2024, and instead announced Australia would seek to co-host COP31 alongside Pacific Island nations. That probably means an eastern states city would get the gig, being closer to those islands.

    Mr Zempilas stated: “I absolutely admire the spirit and ambition of Cr Fleeton’s notice of motion,” but then related his experience with the difficulty of trying to get things happening in Perth without state or federal government support.

    Mr Zempilas had wanted the 2026 Commonwealth Games to come to Perth but without state government backing it went to Victoria. He then set his sights on Perth hosting the Special Olympics in 2027, but announced at last week’s council meeting “it would appear as though that is not going to happen”.

    One bid he did have success on was bringing the 2021 AFL grand final here – it had backing from the McGowan government.

    “Without the state government saying ‘we’re in’, it doesn’t matter what the lord mayor or the City of Perth say,” Mr Zempilas said, noting without that backing “it could ultimately prove to be a waste of taxpayer money”.

    A narrow majority of councillors agreed with Mr Zempilas and voted down the COP29 idea, three votes to four.

    The council instead endorsed Mr Zempilas’ backup plan to spend up to $250,000 on a campaign to try to host the 2023 World Energy Cities Partnership AGM, a smaller, less exciting, but more plausible prospect.

    by DAVID BELL

  • Tree plea ‘too tricky’

    A PLEA to put a mandatory tree on every verge in Bayswater has been deemed too tricky by council staff.

    In part, that’s due to the mysterious fates suffered by trees placed outside unwilling properties.

    At the Bayswater council AGM on November 7 resident Branka Radanovich, a member of the Bayswater Urban Tree Network, got strong public support for her motion “for the City to mandate (at least) one tree on every residential verge”.

    The AGM’s the one time of year when citizens can directly raise a motion, that then has to be considered by councillors at a regular meeting.

    But Bayswater Parks & Gardens staff have recommended councillors don’t agree to this mandatory verge tree idea.

    Their advice to councillors says: “Current experiences suggest that trees have the best opportunity to thrive if they are planted on a verge where the adjoining owner is supportive of the planting”.

    Unspoken is the fate that’s befallen some prominent trees outside a few of those unwilling properties, and every year there’s a scattering of poisonings or severe pruning to cut unwanted trees back to a woody twig.

    The Parks & Garden staff advise it’s fine to just continue with their verge tree rollout that lets owners opt out, and that maybe, one day, it is “possible that every (or nearly every verge) will have a tree in the long term”. 

    Out of 14 items endorsed by public votes at the AGM, on issues ranging from banning artificial turf on verges to renaming local streets, staff only recommended three for full approval. 

    Councillors vote on the recommendations December 6.

    by DAVID BELL