• LETTERS: 21.7.18

    Parents slow to act
    I FIND this debate regarding speed limits a worthy discussion as it sparks awareness relative to the local community.
    Andrew Main raised some lovely points in his letter “Signs help slow cars” in last week’s Voice.
    What I don’t like is the idea that a few people seem to know what is good for all of us.
    I would assume that many of the residents of Vincent are reasonable, rational, intelligent, respectful and educated people.
    The ones I meet certainly are. I observe that most locals take care on the streets and are conducive to maintaining the lifestyle this county offers.
    Despite the lifestyle, I am yet to see children playing cricket or footy on the local streets, or indeed playing in the streets at all.
    In fact I see the elderly members of our community populating the streets more than children, taking their evening or morning strolls. None have been knocked over by cars that I know of.
    Like Andrew I too am an optimist, but I do not believe one has to ‘empower’ children.
    My generation was allowed our independence by our parents, freedom of thought and a wide berth that let us make mistakes, have falls, hang with our mates, make silly decisions – all backed up with love, understanding and mentoring by family and neighbours.
    We weren’t empowered, we simply had independent thought.
    The helicopter parents will never allow their children to enjoy the environment that my generation grew up with back in the last century, where kids would play outside, often on the street, aware of the dangers and taking precautions themselves.
    Maybe if the parents walked – God forbid – their children to school, made them aware of the dangers on the roads, showed them how to safely navigate the streetscape and the traffic, and let them make decisions for themselves then there wouldn’t be such a waste of time and money spent on this proposal.
    A proposal that appears only to make the instigators feel good about themselves and possibly further a political career or two.
    I am behind the wheel of a vehicle all day, and from my observations the rudest, most obnoxious and careless drivers are parents dropping and picking up their kids from school or day care.
    Get up to the local school in the morning or afternoon and enjoy the spectacle of selfish parents who must be as close as they can to an entrance, with total disregard for other traffic, residents’ driveways and verges, no standing zones, intersections etc.
    If you even dare to challenge them you are the devil incarnate. It’s the same at the shopping centre too.
    Regardless, I observe the majority of motorists driving sensibly in accordance with the road conditions regardless of the posted speed.
    No amount of traffic calming and signage will stop those that don’t care about others safety and needs.
    In fact, many traffic calming devices often compromise safety by confusing and disorienting some drivers.
    Unfortunately, the drivers of these safety campaigns are usually a smug few that purport to know how to make our place a perfect world (for the children); campaigns that insult the intelligence of the majority.
    Many of which do the right thing most of the time, simply because they live here too.
    The often-used phrase ‘it’s what’s best for the children’ is emotional propaganda at its worst and seems to be used to garner support for any proposal of late.
    Forget rational research or debate, as long as the children and the egos of these campaigners are tended to.
    The discussion that informs our community and makes us all aware of community concerns is terrific. It is usually enough to start a conversation and change mindsets without regulations or diktats.
    Ask any resident and the majority will tell you that road safety is important. Children’s safety is important. For me, the safety of all of us is important.
    Whoever is driving this nonsense, stop forcing your personal diktats on the community because you think that you know what is best for all of us; because quite simply, you don’t!
    Tony Gibb
    Auckland Street, North Perth

    A tragedy
    AT what point will the council begin to do something about the amateur “opera” singer who has ruined the atmosphere of the Perth Cultural Centre with over-loud and obnoxious busking?
    Livingstone’s Urban Jungle is closing earlier and earlier, and the AGWA cafe has closed “temporarily”; perhaps because their clientele has been driven away by the tuneless, ear-piercing singing?
    Scott Price
    Aberdeen Street, Perth

    Faux history
    I HAD a devil of a time finding the fake ad in last week’s Voice, but not the fake history.
    The revisionist histoire du France in the World Cup article “France the team to beat” – quelle horreur! Apart from the de rigeur “unfair stereotypes”demonising Bush etc, I wonder if monsieur journo questioned whether any of the French military exploits he extols “didn’t turn out so well”.
    I doubt the European countries who experienced the egalite, fraternite et liberte – bequeathed to them so benevolently by the Grand Armee – remember the French avec gran plaisir.
    Say, what’s that familiar strain? Could it be Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture?
    As for the British fearing that Napoleon might “dismantle their tyrannies”, Napoleon was the tyrant. Voltaire, for one, certainly had a different perception of the English than as a ‘tyranny’.
    What exactly did the ideals of the French Revolution mean to a supreme egotist who crowned himself to be an emperor, no less?!
    And the French “don’t talk much” about Gallipoli because, for them, the campaign wasn’t the international emergence of a newly federated nation.
    Instead, they were preoccupied with the social disjunction represented by the Dreyfus affair, and the strategic and moral vacuum at the heart of the French officer corps, apres Verdun.
    I suspect a French cultural organisation could provide the Voice journo with some nuance about actual French history – peut etre we can thank the little dictator’s grand vision of a unified Europe for the fact that they may accept Euros, in preference to francs.
    Enjoy your Bastille Day pain au chocolat.
    Allez les Bleus!
    Trevor Preston
    Walcott Street, North Perth

    Curious cup connection
    I READ with interest your article “Our Cup runneth away” (Voice, July 7, 2018) and provide an Applecross connection, albeit a tenuous one.
    In the early 80s I went down from the north of England to lodge for a a year with my Aunty Margaret (Coombes) in Muswell Hill, North London.
    Nothing remarkable there, however, Margaret was at the Methodist Central Hall in Westminster that fateful day in March ’66 when the Jules Rimet World Cup was stolen.
    Furthermore she was a key witness and later called upon to identify the thief, Edward Bletchley, and help place him at the scene of the crime.
    In an interesting footnote, I believe the very same trophy was later presented to Brazil in 1970 and they were allowed to keep it as recognition of their three World Cup victories in ’58, ‘62 and ’70 respectively. The trophy was stolen again but this time it was never recovered.
    Mark Haldane
    Dee Road, Applecross

  • Have your say

    You usually don’t hear anything about your council’s budget until you get your rates bill, but in this week’s SPEAKER’S CORNER, Bayswater councillor and self-employed financial planner CHRIS CORNISH suggests we look at participatory budgeting to give locals a say on where their cash goes. 

    AROUND this time every year, local governments set the budget for the following 12 months.

    It’s a time-consuming process where planned expenditure is decided and then rates are set to meet those expenditures.

    The fact of the matter is, it’s your money, but do you feel you’re getting a sufficient say?

    I believe we need to make two changes to the budget process which will improve transparency and increase community involvement:

    Transparency

    At the budget council meeting, councillors must generally adopt the budget on an all-or- nothing basis. Any points of contention would likely have been raised in the many budget workshops and a consensus formed.

    While no councillor would be happy with every item in the budget, inevitably most acknowledge the budget needs to be passed and the consensus from the workshops accepted.

    I believe there should be a public “pre-budget adoption” council meeting, instead of a workshop behind closed doors. Every line item a councillor wants to discuss/explore, can be debated by the full council and confirmed by an official vote. Ratepayers and residents would see what their councillor’s position is on expenditure items, which would greatly improve transparency.

    Participatory

    Councillor Lorna Clarke mentioned at the budget meeting that Bayswater should consider ‘participatory budgeting’. I agree, and hope that Cr Clarke moves a notice of motion to that effect.

    Participatory budgeting first occurred in Brazil in 1989, and in Australia in 2012. The objective is to get the community involved in the budget process and give them a say on how their dollars are allocated. For it to work well, it is imperative to have a good cross-section of the community involved.

    Fortunately Bayswater council has received accolades on how they operated a community panel, which randomly selected 30-40 people who attended two days of discussion, and ultimately provided invaluable feedback on the city’s local planning strategy. A similar method could be used.

    There is a wide variation in how participatory budgeting is conducted.

    Melville council used participatory budgeting in relation to an allocation of funds to community groups. Greater Geraldton council took things further and used participatory budgeting to review and cease some non-mandatory services in order to keep rates down.

    Negatives include the cost of conducting participatory budgeting, so it is likely to only occur every few years.

    In addition, we are a representative democracy, so criticism may occur over elected representatives “outsourcing” decision making to the public. In effect, it would be a move towards a direct democracy.

    If Bayswater council goes down this route, there is no reason why we can’t strive to set a new standard in how participatory budgeting is conducted in Australia.

  • Tasty voyage

    CAMBODIA has never been high on my holiday wish list, but after a lovely dinner at Tamarind in Mt Hawthorn I’ve been checking the price of airfares to Phnom Penh.

    The Cambodian cuisine at Tamarind is reminiscent of food from Vietnam and Thailand – think creamy curries and sour soups – but every dish has its own native twist.

    D’Angerous Dave and I kicked off our meal by having the roti bread with peanut sauce ($7.90).

    Chilli punch

    The bread was soft with just the right amount of oiliness, and the sauce had a pleasant sharpness compared to the creamier Indonesian version we’re used to.

    The entree went well with our spicy larb salad ($16.90), which had broccoli, carrot, red onion and snow peas in a lemongrass and coriander dressing.

    “It’s like a tom yum sauce, with a refreshing chilli punch,” Dave said.

    Vegetarians will be pleased to know that the chef was only too happy to substitute tofu for chicken in the salad.

    When we asked the very helpful waiter for a traditional Cambodian dish, she suggested the fish ginger ($25.90).

    The house-made ginger sauce was magnificent, packing plenty of heat and boasting flavours that swung from sweet to sharp.

    The battered fish was crisp to the last and the flesh dense and wonderfully moist.

    On the waiter’s recommendation we ordered the basil veggies ($17.90).

    The smell of fresh basil arrived before the dish hit the table and we were “in like Flynn”, scooping up the wonderfully oily stir-fired vegetables in a chilli and garlic sauce.

    The vegetarian fried rice ($17.90) was tasty enough to be a stand-alone dish, but when we added the fish and the basil-infused vegetables it was heaven on a plate.

    I was ready to call it quits, but Dave had already spotted the banana sago pudding ($11.90).

    “It’s not like English stodge; it’s creamy and the banana really comes through,” he said.

    D’Angerous, a British ex-pat, wolfed down the dessert and perhaps it was his way of coping with the poms suffering more heartbreak at the World Cup.

    Tamarind isn’t licenced, but there’s a very good bottle shop across the road.

    by JENNY D’ANGER

    Tamarind
    148 Scarborough Beach
    Road, Mt Hawthorn
    open 7 days dinner, & lunch Friday

  • Bawdy bash

    SEQUINS will fly and nipple pasties will twirl, boys will be girls and girls will be boys…

    No, I’m not talking the upcoming Liberal Party conference, but the final of Miss Burlesque Australia at the Astor Theatre next Saturday (July 28).

    Guest performers include Karl Kayoss from Nollamara, who last year won Mr Boylesque Australia, and reigning burlesque queen Willow J.

    Mt Lawley comedian Famous Sharon will MC as state finalists strut their stuff on stage.

    Burlesque performer Willow J. Photo by Joel Devereux

    WA contender Scarlet Adams (Anthony Price) is from Perth and was the first drag queen to win Miss Burlesque WA last year.

    “What she brought to the show was fantastic,” says organiser Melanie Piantoni.

    “There is always going to be an element of striptease, but it’s not about the end result – it’s how you get there.”

    A point proven by Scarlet Adams, who came on stage in the WA final dressed as the Queen, then stripped down to a prosthetic bodysuit with t-bags hanging from her saggy breasts.

    • Scarlet Adams. Photo by David Woolley

    “People were losing it, they couldn’t believe what they were seeing,” Piantoni says, adding “Burlesque doesn’t have to be glamourous.”

    Boylesque, the male version of burlesque, is growing in popularity and last year’s national competition featured plenty of memorable characters.

    “We had an entry from a drag king – a woman doing a male character,” Piantoni says.

    The annual Miss Burlesque competition has been running since 2008, but this is the first time it will be held in Perth.

    Drag queen 

    “Because I’m WA based, I was able to bring it to Perth,” Piantoni says.

    “A whole bunch of state winners are flying in. Everyone is pretty excited and the calibre is high.”

    • Veruca Sour. Photo by David Woolley

    This year’s final will include colourful performances from Veruca Sour (Alysha Macri, Mullaoo), Velma Vouloir (Bianca Smith, Victoria), Luna Eclipse (Luna Godfrey, South Australia), Camilla Cream (Kathryn Law, Victoria) and Magnolia Knife (Queensland).

    For tickets go to astortheatreperth.com/events/miss-burlesque-australia

    by JENNY D’ANGER

  • ASTROLOGY: July 21 – July 28, 2018

    ARIES (Mar 21 – Apr 20)
    The asteroid Chiron is taking you on a healing journey. With Mars in Aquarius, you will be inspired to take new and untried paths. Your warrior spirit has been in need of fresh inspiration. Here it comes. It will be the mirror of relationship that causes you to turn on your axis. Show courage.

    TAURUS (Apr 21 – May 20)
    The fact that you are being directly challenged is causing you to sit up straight and dig into all your most authentic resources. From the heat of challenge you are beginning to find the kind of flow that wasn’t there when life was cruising by. This is a great time to exit your comfort zone.

    GEMINI (May 21 – June 21)
    With Mercury traversing Leo, you are being encouraged to move into your heart, feel integrated, and shine. It is the practical challenges that you have to conquer in order to actually produce the things you hold in your imagination, that will provoke sunlight in your heart. Be methodical.

    CANCER (June 22 – July 22)
    The Moon swoops in front of Jupiter in Scorpio early in the week. This will provoke a powerful new depth to your perception and feelings. This isn’t a moment for keeping things domestic and nourishing. It’s a moment for exploring life in ways that are that are edgy, creative and strong.

    LEO (July 23 – Aug 22)
    By Monday the Sun will be in Leo. The weekend may be drifty and dreamy. The week that follows will be anything but. As the Sun shifts signs, you will wake from rest with your lights switched on. Confronting the practical challenges of putting your ideas into practice will ignite your energy.

    VIRGO (Aug 23 – Sept 22)
    Venus continues to put a dance in your step. You have been playing your cards right. You can feel it in your bones. Everything sky-wise suggest a skip in your step and a flow in your feelings. Don’t be afraid to dream. It is your dreams that will give you the inspiration for continued growth.

    LIBRA (Sept 23 – Oct 23)
    Venus in Virgo is slowing you down and helping you to remember to take care of the details. To have to be patient will help you to enjoy the moment. Put paid to the habit of restlessness. To have to slow down will mean that you do a better job and that you learn your chops thoroughly.

    SCORPIO (Oct 24 – Nov 21)
    The Moon passes through Scorpio early in the week. She ignites any little sparks of creativity that have been lying dormant. The moment you find the fire that has been burning in your belly unexpressed, you will know the appropriate vehicle to spell out your passion. Share your gold.

    SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22 – Dec 21)
    The Sun moves into Leo on Monday. This warms your heart and makes you feel more at home in your environment than you have for the last month. ‘At home’ are the ley words. You need the feeling of nourishment and cosiness now, more than to be galloping across the open plains.

    CAPRICORN (Dec 22 – Jan 19)
    As the Sun moves out of Cancer early in the week, the whole idea that you have to be something other than what you are will move out of your cranium. This will allow you to reset your compass and get back on course. It’s been good to contemplate your options but enough is enough.

    AQUARIUS (Jan 20 – Feb 18)
    The Sun moves into Leo on Monday. On the surface things will get a little more complicated. It won’t take you long to figure out that complication is challenging you to excellence. You have Mars in your constellation, so there’s no lack of energy inside for you call on. Love willingly.

    PISCES (Feb 19 – Mar 20)
    You are being provoked by Venus over in Virgo, to come to earth if you really want to experience delight. Being boundaryless has its benefits and its fascination but that doesn’t mean that it works for the people around you. Look into the subtle ways you (and the rest of us) miss the moment.

  • Cafe culture

    THIS two-bedroom apartment on the Beaufort Street strip is a chance to immerse yourself in the cafe lifestyle and is perfect for couples or retirees looking to downsize.

    Wake up and smell the coffee as you open the main bedroom window.

    In fact, you could just about lower a basket to cafes for “home delivery” of piping-hot croissants and coffee.

    The main living area has a street-facing balcony. It’s a fantastic spot for an alfresco breakfast and there’s plenty of hustle and bustle on Beaufort Street to keep you entertained.

    Natural light

    The boutique complex has only eight apartments and number 11 is the largest, covering 111sqm if you include the garage and balconies. If the numbers don’t seem to add up, that’s because the bottom floor is a mix of office/retail.

    Honey-gold bamboo flooring dominates the entry and spacious open plan interior, and is a lovely contrast to crisp white walls.

    Living a stone’s throw from a plethora of cafes and restaurants, I suspect there won’t be much cooking done in the compact kitchen, but should you be tempted there’s stone benchtops wide enough for a breakfast bar in this modern domestic space.

    With two balconies – one facing north – there’s fantastic cross-ventilation and plenty of natural light in the living area.

    Heavy sunscreen blinds on both balconies ensure privacy and protection come rain or shine.

    The second bedroom has a smaller balcony and is semi-en suite, while the main has a walk-in-robe and ensuite.

    An internal storeroom has been cleverly converted into a small study, and a there’s a lift to whisk you from the secure parking to almost the apartment’s front door.

    Situated in the heart of Mt Lawley the city is a pleasant 20-minute walk away, or five minutes on the bus, which stops right outside the complex.

    There’s no shortage of shops, cafes, bars and entertainment venues nearby.

    by JENNY D’ANGER

    11/544 Beaufort Street, Mt Lawley
    from $645,000
    Daniel Porcaro | 0437 281 938
    Saturday (July 21) Noon-12.30,
    Sunday (July 22) 10.30am-11am
    Mark Hay Realty Group
    9225 7000

  • Grant a boost to early  learning

    Over the past few weeks, Ruth Landau Harp Early Learning have undergone extensive renovations to their gardens due to an impressive grant of $43,500 from Lottery West.

    With double the amount of licenced space than required under Child Care Regulations, the renovations have produced enchanting outdoor play spaces most children could only dream of.

    Significant upgrades include a wine barrel water pump, which streams water down a creek bed leading to an impressive mud kitchen. The garden also boasts a large grassed area, with a natural hill and slide, music stations, rope bridge, bamboo cubby and climbing logs. In addition to all the new fixed equipment, four new trees have been planted along with an abundance of various Australian natives.

    The gardens officially opened on Monday 9th July 2018 and have proven to be a hit with the children, parents and the wider community.

    Contact us Ruth Landau Harp Early Learning today to arrange a tour of the Centre or if you would like to discuss availability.

    Leonie, Centre Director
    Phone 92714757 
    http://www.ruthlandauharp.com
    to book a tour directly.

  • Waterland’s cash dries up

    MAYLANDS Waterland may become little more than a splash unless Bayswater council can find $3.2 million within four months.

    Although the council in June last year committed to spending that much upgrading the waterpark, at last week’s council budget meeting, staff instead proposed  putting $1.5 million towards a regional playground that “could include water play elements”.

    After some opposition to the proposal, mayor Dan Bull moved an amendment that would give staff four months to seek state, federal or private grant funding before the refurb is officially off.

    “The truth is we simply couldn’t afford a $3.2 million upgrade to Maylands Waterland,” Cr Bull says.

    “It would mean increasing rates by at least seven per cent. I could not in good conscience agree to that sort of increase.

    Hollow

    If the outside funding isn’t found the council will turn Waterland into a “destinational playground” using $1.5 million cash-in-lieu funds set aside for public open space.

    Cr Bull says the cash-in-lieu can’t be used on Waterland as it is, because under the rules the money can only be spent on a facility that’s free and open to the public all year round.

    Councillors Elli Petersen-Pik, Filomena Piffaretti and Catherine Ehrhardt voted against the compromise, the latter describing it as a hollow promise.

    “I feel four months is not enough time to find a grant, apply for it and wait and see if we get given it,” Cr Ehrhardt told Perth Voice.

    She says there’s only $820,000 in the cash-in-lieu reserve anyway, and once the cost of filling in the pools is taken into account, Waterland is likely to end up like Bardon Park – a niceish enough playground, but nothing special.

    • Councillor Catherine Ehrhardt is unhappy that Maylands Waterland may lose its splash. Photo by Steve Grant

    Cr Ehrhardt is also unhappy that $200,000 set aside for designing the Waterland upgrade never got spent, despite the council reaffirming its desire to proceed as recently as December last year.

    During the debate Cr Peterson-Pik moved a foreshadowed motion that the city split the $3 million construction costs over two years, but that failed to get support.

    “In essence, I proposed to defer the money that was supposed to be allocated for the Maylands Waterland redevelopment project by one year, allowing the city to focus on progressing the design for the new site, for which money was already set aside in the budget,” he says.

    Cr Bull says the city could apply to Lotterywest for funding for a regional playground.

    “Currently Maylands Waterland is open for only five months of the year, it is a user pays facility and runs at a loss of around $200,000 a year,” he said.

    Cr Ehrhardt says she thought a loan or a private operator could help keep Maylands Waterland alive, but was told by admin the refurbishment funds must come from grant money.

    “It’s narrow thinking and not thinking outside of the box for what’s best for our residents.”

    by MOLLY SCHMIDT

  • Vincent ties grants to Aboriginal protocols

    VINCENT council will force all events that get council funding or sponsorship to hold Aboriginal welcome to country or acknowledgement of country ceremonies, and provide opportunities to fly the Aboriginal flag.

    At its June meeting, the council approved a revised Protocols for Acknowledgement of Country and Welcome to Country to Recognise Aboriginal Culture and History policy for 21 days public consultation that include the prescriptive new measures.

    Mayor Emma Cole says changes to the policy, most of which are minor amendments to terminology ”play a vital part in our community in recognising and acknowledging the traditional owners of the Noongar nation”.

    But the WA Opposition isn’t impressed, with Aboriginal Affairs shadow Kyran O’Donnell telling the Voice he’d much prefer welcome to countries to be voluntary.

    “Let people just do it because they want to, otherwise you risk that they do it without sincerity,” Mr O’Donnell said.

    Vigour

    “They’re not saying ‘do it with vigour and keenness’ – or is that the next policy revision.

    “They’re also identifying when you should do welcome to countries, so now they’re making lists.”

    Mr O’Donnell, a former Kalgoorlie councillor said he was a big fan of recognition ceremonies and likes how they’ve become a part of life. He says genuine acts like Kalgoorlie erecting an extra 13-metre flagpole to fly the Aboriginal and Australia flags together can be powerful reconciliation symbols.

    Ms Cole says Noongars occupied and cared for the South West for many tens of thousands of years before colonisation and were the traditional owners.

    “We are tweaking a few things to be sure the way we acknowledge country is culturally considerate,” she told the Voice.

    Other changes include replacing the word “indigenous” throughout the document to “Aboriginal”, and “custodian” to “traditional owners”, while the policy itself will be renamed to include the term “Noongar boodjar” which translates as “Noongar land”.

    The changes were developed with the council’s Reconciliation Action Plan working group.

    by MOLLY SCHMIDT
    and STEVE GRANT

  • Huge field for by-election

    IT’S been a mammoth turnout of candidates contesting for the federal seat of Perth this by-election, with 15 people putting their hands up to replace retiring Labor MP Tim Hammond—three times as many contenders as the 2016 election. Here’s a quick run-down of who’s thrown their hat into the ring.

    JULIE MATHESON nabbed top spot on Friday’s ballot draw. She’s convener of the Western Australia Party which has popped up at the past couple of state elections on the platform of “getting a better deal from Canberra”. They “want out of the GST equalisation formula” altogether and actually did alright for one of the smaller parties at the recent Darling Range by-election. Candidate Russell Goodrick nabbed 5.79 per cent of the primary vote, rivalling the Greens’ 5.85 per cent. Pre-polling suggested their primary votes had come from people who’d usually vote Liberal, so with no Liberal candidate this time round they might have a decent run come July 26.

    NICOLE ARIELLI represents the Animal Justice Party WA, has a bachelor of science in environmental management, and is on the Stop Live Export committee. Along with wanting to end live exports, the party opposes factory farming, and abuse of animals for sport and entertainment. They have a few policies for human animals too, reflecting their values of “non-violence, kindness and equality”: supporting voluntary euthanasia and asylum seeker rights, opposing the shipping off and processing of refugees to countries not approved by the UNHCR.

    JIM GRAYDEN is billing himself as an independent Liberal, running because the Libs did not put up an official candidate, and says “if elected I intend to support the Turnbull government”. His family is steeped in politics, with his father Bill Grayden spending decades in state parliament. He previously had a strong run in a 2005 state election for South Perth, nabbing 10.5 per cent as an independent, bettering any other non-Labor/Liberal candidate.

    WESLEY DU PREEZ is running for the Liberal Democrats, the libertarian-ish party headed by proud loudmouth David Leyonhjelm (he’s currently being sued by Greens senator Sarah Hanson-Young for defamation, and both of them have set up crowdfunding pots to fuel their legal bills). Unlike Labor man Patrick Gorman who deleted all his social media accounts ahead of the election, Mr Du Preez is proudly keeping his online presence: “I’m going to make mistakes,” he wrote on his publicly available Facebook page, where you can go and read about how he thinks “modern feminism fails boys by demonising the father and son relationship”. “I’m going to say and do things that don’t quite make sense to some people. I might even get roasted in the comment section by someone who knows more than me on a particular issue, but through it all, I’ll be here accepting criticism as it comes,” he says.

    COLIN SCOTT from Sustainable Australia is a small business owner, Perth Voice letter writer, and was instrumental in establishing the North Perth community garden. He’s running on a policy of sustainable population growth—here and overseas (one of their plans for global population growth is through increased foreign aid for female education, one of the proven most effective ways to lower birth rates, and universal access to contraception). The party also wants a transition to renewable energy and a moratorium on fracking.

    BEN MULLINGS represents the Australian Mental Health Party. Homeless as a teen and now a counselling psychologist, Dr Mullings wants easier access to mental health care under Medicare instead of the current “fragmented” system where you just have to hope you get better within your medicare-funded 10 annual appointments, and they want better mental health and relationship education in classrooms.

    PATRICK GORMAN is Labor’s pick to replace Tim Hammond. A long-time party man who worked behind the scenes for Kevin Rudd and on Mark McGowan’s state election campaign, the bookies reckon he’s a shoe-in for the job.

    PAUL COLLINS was an early independent to put his hand up for the spot. A Liberal party member who’s not afraid to speak out against party policy when he sees fit, he’s currently president of the Mt Lawley Society and wants a bigger share of the GST for WA and opposes Labor plans to abolish negative gearing.

    CAROLINE PERKS is running for the Greens. A climate change policy expert, she wants to make sure the climate issue doesn’t fall off the radar if she makes it to Canberra. She also wants a cut to government subsidies towards the fossil fuel industry.

    AARON HAMMOND represents the Science Party. A multidisciplinary engineer, he works on ultra-low emission engines for UAVs and on inertial navigation systems for autonomous and submersible vehicles. He reckons Australia should lead the world in high tech industries like renewables, agriculture and health care, and the party wants a doubling of research spending.

    ELLEN JOUBERT is a media advertising expert, coach and mentor running for Australian Christians, a group founded in 2011 that opposes euthanasia. They want laws to “preserve and protect the life of the unborn child” and only want married couples to be able to access IVF.

    TONY ROBINSON is a Perth surgeon with long involvement in the Australian Liberty Alliance. He recently spoke at a rally opposing the gaoling of UK anti-Islam activist Tommy Robinson, telling the crowd “we have spent 2000 years getting where we are. Why are we going to go back to Islam? Back to Communism? The answer is no! The ALA will stand up and we will go ‘no no no!’” He said “Bill Shorten and the Greens are soft in the head… we’re going to stand up for western society ideals!”

    IAN BRITZA was the Liberal party’s MP for Morley, until he was ousted in 2017 by a big swing against him which saw Labor’s Amber-Jade Sanderson swept in with 51.4 per cent of the primary vote. Last year he drove across the Nullarbor to run against Barnaby Joyce, but nabbed only 0.5 per cent of the vote for the Australian Country Party, and he’s now running as an independent.

    BARRY MASON is from the long-running Citizens Electoral Council, and unlike a lot of the new microparties that popped up in the past couple of elections they’ve been around since 1988. While a few of the party’s ideas are a bit out there, this time round they’re using the campaign to focus on raising awareness of a local version of the United States’ “Glass-Steagall Act”, passed in the midst of the Great Depression to split up commercial banks from investment banks in an attempt to stop the gambling bankers from falling over and losing everyone’s money. They’ve had a bit of success, with their members prompting federal MP Bob Katter to introduce a Glass-Steagall style bill into parliament on June 25.