• ONE of the most iconically cringeworthy landmarks of Perth will be covered up, with the old Hahn Ice mural on the side of the Murray Lodge to be covered by a $200,000 LED billboard.

    The Murray Street building is a famous eyesore, with even the owners admitting it’s “ugly outside, beautiful within”.

    Perth city councillors were split over whether to allow the new board, but most gave it the thumbs up.

    The PCC’s usual rules allow these lit signs in the CBD but they’re a no go in the West Perth precinct, where signs should be “of a high quality and conservative and restrained in character, scale and form”.

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    Cr James Limnios told anti-sign councillors the council was progressive in other areas but “when it comes to signs, we’re like Nazis, we’re old-fashioned”.

    Cr Rob Butler reckoned the lit-up sign would go a ways towards making the dingy carpark outside the tired motel more “vibrant”.

    “It is lifeless,” he said of the locale. “Why wouldn’t we try to add some vibrancy and a bit of colour, because quite frankly the only colour around the area at the moment is the Shell garage.”

    Cr Reece Harley said an LED billboard (that would most likely be advertising McDonald’s) was “not my idea of vibrancy”. Cr Judy McEvoy and Jim Adamos agreed.

    Lodge owners won approval for a 10-level addition in February 2013, but nothing eventuated. That runs out next February.

    by DAVID BELL

  • COMICBOOK seller by day, bitch by night.

    Alison Arrowsmith will swap Wonder-Woman for a labradoodle when she dresses as a dog in the stage show Mutts.

    Arrowsmith works at Quality Comics in the CBD but will play “Peppa”, a posh pooch from the swanky end of town.

    “She’s usually calm and collected but is ready to defend herself, or others close to her, should the need arise,” Arrowsmith says.

    “The challenge is bringing to life a character that looks down on others yet can identify with them while adding in the necessary dog characteristics to make Peppa believable as a dog.”

    Mutts, written by Johnny Grim, is the poignant tale of how nine mongrels end up in the pound together.

    Director Jane Sherwood encouraged her cast to spend as much time as possible observing dogs and also had pooches at rehearsals.

    • Alison Arrowsmith and her shaggy friends in Mutts. Photo supplied
    • Alison Arrowsmith and her shaggy friends in Mutts. Photo
    supplied

    “As a group, we also spend time discussing how our own dogs react in different circumstances,” she says.

    “We’re all having a wonderful time bringing the dogs to life with rehearsals full of barks, tail-chasing and sniffing.”

    Sherwood adds she fell in love with the Mutts script on the first reading.

    “John writes wonderful dialogue and in this script he has created a series of characters that, despite the fact they’re dogs, are easy to relate to.

    “Their stories have so many parallels to what us humans go through at various stages of our lives.”

    Arrowsmith has previously appeared in several short films but Mutts is her first stage production.

    Mutts appealed because I liked the idea of being a dog and showing how they can end up in the pound,” she says.

    Mutts is showing at the Latvian Centre Theatre in Belmont.

    by STEPHEN POLLOCK

  • DRONES will effectively be banned in Perth city council airspace under broad new rules to outlaw anything bigger than a paper plane.

    Old rules banned model aeroplanes, gliders and rockets.

    With drones becoming more popular here—particularly as camera-carrying devices—the PCC will also blanket-ban ‘copters and any “other device capable of flight propelled by mechanical, hydraulic, combustion or pyrotechnic means”.

  • Maylands markets doubts continue

    WEAK leadership at Bayswater city council has led to uncertainty over the future of the Maylands Hawkers Markets, says local Labor MP Lisa Baker.

    The MP says ever since the council voted to delay approval, pending a traffic management report, she has been inundated with calls from residents “outraged the council is dragging its feet”.

    “It seems that some members of council have chosen to postpone a decision on the proposal in an effort to stymie the markets,” she says.

    “I understand the mayor used his casting vote to delay the markets when another councillor abstained from the vote due to a conflict of interest.

    “It seems that a lack of strong leadership in council on this issue has led to a decision to postpone consideration of the proposal.”

    Mayor Sylvan Albert— Ms Baker’s Liberal opponent at last year’s state election—says he is fully supportive of the markets and Ms Baker’s attack “looks like a case of a local MLA trying to build her profile”.

    “Council deferral was to ensure that the traffic management and parking arrangements met the needs of all the parties concerned to ensure longevity of the markets.

    • Maylands Labor MP Lisa Baker outside The Rise. Photo by Matthew Dwyer
    • Maylands Labor MP Lisa Baker outside The Rise. Photo by Matthew Dwyer

    “This way the city can look after the interests of the markets and other businesses in the area, who have expressed their concern about parking.

    “As I’ve previously advised there’s a lot of goodwill towards this community initiative amongst myself and my colleagues.”

    Meanwhile, Local Arts and Community Events, the not-for-profit group behind the markets, has been busy formulating a Plan B and has held talks with Vincent mayor John Carey about hosting the event on his patch.

    “The talks with John Carey went well and we are meeting up with a local group in Vincent next week to progress the plan,“ says LACE chairperson Catherine Ehrhardt.

    “We are also looking at a site in the City of Swan as well.

    “These markets would be on different days and not conflict with the Saturday Maylands market—if that eventually gets approved.”

    The market completed a successful 12 month trial next to The Rise but the council voted to put it on ice pending a traffic report.

    Ms Ehrhardt says the delay leaves her no time to attract sponsors or ready the markets for lucrative pre-Christmas trading.

    by STEPHEN POLLOCK

  • Stories by David Bell:

    HAVING chaired during many rowdy meetings in her time, former Vincent mayor Alannah MacTiernan says councils need powers to ban people who are consistently disruptive and abusive.

    The federal Perth Labor MP says criticism is welcome but councils need more authority to stop continual interjections and abusive remarks aimed at staff.

    She says a restraining order-style system for repeat offenders may be necessary.

    “I do think it gets to the point where the behaviour of particular individuals can totally interrupt the ability of the council to do its job,” she says.

    “If you do get someone with a kangaroo loose in the top paddock you can totally disrupt the council’s ability to discharge their responsibilities.

    “The ability to disrupt the procedures and prevent council from getting on and dealing with all of the city is quite profound, and I do think we need to have a look at what powers local government has.”

    As mayor she challenged council critics Debbie Saunders and Stuart Lofthouse to run for council (they didn’t).

    “I don’t think there was a thing we did that he didn’t oppose,” Ms MacTiernan recalls. “He and his friend have been so vitriolic at council.”

    Ms Saunders says ratepayers don’t swear to abide by standing orders when entering the council building, and in any case it should be seen as the people’s property.

    Mr Lofthouse’s enmity with council stretches back at least as far as the Nick Catania days, when the council produced visioning documents for the Leederville masterplan.

    In the artist’s depiction of Oxford Street, Mr Lofthouse’s cafe, Greens and Co is bulldozed, replaced by an arcade.

    Mr Lofthouse has also long opposed what he describes as favourable treatment the council offers to the Leederville Hotel. He and fellow cafe owner Debbie Saunders have frequently complained about patrons running amok at closing time and piddling in doorways.

    Back in 2011 Mr Catania threatened to sic the rangers onto the pair after Mr Lofthouse used mildly salty language to describe inconsistencies in a council report.

    In 2013 ex-CEO John Giorgi threatened to call the police on them for continually interrupting a meeting and labelling senior staff as liars.

    Together they’ve opposed the bike plan, the name-and-shame list for street prostitution convictions, aspects of the Oxford Park upgrades, drinking fountains on the street, and the number of confidential items being heard behind closed doors without public scrutiny.

    Ms Saunders says they just want transparency and answers from the council.

    Mayor John Carey says the council has tried to work with the pair, and recently installed Ms Saunders on the Leederville Enhancement Committee.

    “There’s no doubt that we’ve tried to be inclusive,” he says.
    He says “to a certain level we tolerate it” when there’s been a bit of rowdiness, but two weeks ago saw repeated interjections and refusals to withdraw remarks and sit down.

    Ms Saunders says she fully intends to attend the next council meeting, despite Mr Lofthouse’s physical ejection from the previous one.

    Mr Carey says they have the right to attend, but interruptions will be cut short.

    “If they denigrate staff, if they swear, then I will take the same action that I’ve taken before.”

    To support his argument that abusive emails had been escalating in the lead-up to the meeting, then-acting CEO Mike Rootsey made available recent correspondence from Ms Saunders.

    On July 16 she’d told council members the agenda was “a load of bullshit and lies”.

    “You don’t listen to the residents, you do whatever the mayor says and he takes his orders from the Labor party.

    “You should all be dismissed as councillors as you do not do the job you were elected to do.”

    Mr Lofthouse sent an email the next day saying information in the report about the bike plan was “misleading and particularly bias in its reporting.

    “Are you following directives from the mayor or are really that stupid.”

    On the Vincent Facebook page (from which Ms Saunders has been banned, after posting comments under various noms de plume) she said, “Vincent is a corrupt council and Mayor Carey is covering up these investigations”. Her username “Babs Gc” has since been banned.

    Formal police complaints

    A FORMAL police complaint has been lodged by Vincent city council over a scuffle at a recent meeting.

    Grainy CCTV footage of the incident, which occurred when rangers attempted to evict Stuart Lofthouse, has now been posted online by fellow trader Debbie Saunders.

    The council had previously said “the matter escalated after Mr Lofthouse put one of our officers in a headlock and threw a number of punches”.

    After the Voice asked then-acting CEO Rick Lotznicker to pinpoint where on the video this had happened, he said the matter was under investigation and the council was standing by its comments.

    Mr Lofthouse and Ms Saunders have contacted police with plans to lodge their own complaint.

  • Photo scores!
    I AM not a soccer fan. I am not a sport watcher at all. But last weekend’s photo on the front page of the Voice (August 2, 2014) of Bayswater City Soccer Club’s cup win, was filled with so much shared joy I could not help but be moved. Excellent!
    John Plant
    Egina St, Mount Hawthorn

    Time to choose your side
    YOUR front page headline said, “Kids targeted” (August 2, 2014). In view of news reports of the extraordinary number of Palestinian children killed by Israel’s relentless bombardment of Gaza, I assumed the article would cover some aspect of this tragic massacre of innocents.
    The first sentence made it clear the article actually referred to a very different sort of offence.
    It said: “Children at a Jewish school have been labelled ‘Zionist scum’”. Different offences but with some similarities: both deplorable. both outrageous, though carrying dramatically different scales of damage to children. Brick walls can be cleansed of derogatory insults to students but ethnically-cleansed dead Palestinian children cannot be brought back to life.
    Increasingly the public mood is turning against Israel’s policies. Its delaying tactics, slick excuses, endless dead-end investigations, and blatant lies, smoothly uttered by a well-oiled PR machine are sounding hollow. It’s all propaganda. The brutality is unacceptable. Anger and resentment are rising. Unfortunately an unknown vandal has daubed the Carmel School in Yokine with a caustic slur.
    There are better ways to protest one’s disapproval of Mr Netanyahu and his government’s wanton destruction of Gaza and its people. Join a protest group, write to foreign minister Julie Bishop, other members of parliament and newspapers. Call talkback stations, don’t buy Israeli products and keep spreading the word. Avoid hate.
    One day, when the world reflects on this period of history,  it may see clearly the whole story of the bloody and devious colonisation of Arab Palestine by the Zionist enterprise and how that process created the very oppressive conditions which define life in Palestine today. On which side of history will you find yourself: with the oppressor or the oppressed?
    Vincent Sammut
    Franklin St, Leederville

    12. 842LETTERS

    Stirling for service
    WE are all facing a forced amalgamation of local government bodies. Some reasons given are:
    • greater efficiency;
    • bringing greater potential to communicate with ratepayers as a result of increased resources;
    • provide better services for ratepayers;
    • decreased rates as a result of efficiency arising from increased size.
    Recently I had to  communicate with a ward councillor of the City of Stirling. My email to him brought an immediate positive response.
    Within four days I’d received a detailed email from a Stirling employee concisely answering my queries and requesting me to contact him if the response was not satisfactory.
    Two weeks ago I wrote a letter to the City of Bayswater. The contents were similar in nature and very precise. Of course I also cc-ed the letter to the three Bayswater ward councillors. Response from councillors to my letter? Zero. Reply from the City of Bayswater? Still waiting patiently.
    What I have found is Bayswater—at both staff and elected ward councillor levels—actively discourages communications with elected ward members while Stirling councillors welcome questions from ratepayers with Stirling employees responding in a positive manner.
    The re-aligning of boundaries will create a larger City of Morley out of Bayswater at the expense of Stirling. If my experiences with the two local government bodies is a reflection of what is to come I hope those in the City of Stirling, who will be swallowed up by Morley, will fight to prevent it.
    As an aside, I have also approached two state MPs (one each from both sides) for assistance on this matter relating to Bayswater and both have been anything but helpful.
    Nick Agocs
    Dianella

    #spring is in the air LOL
    ON the tiptop twig of my liquidambar, where buds prepare to launch, a honeyeater out-twitters Twitter.
    Sprays of fresh green appear on a nearby wattle.
    The first five days of August were glorious for Perth.
    Can we therefore bet safely on an early spring? Borne in mind should be some recent gruelling weeks and that three weeks of the calendar winter remain. More pockets of rumbustious elements could be in store—winter’s tail.
    To ensure they become ancestors our birds are instinctively preparing to mate, nest and rear chicks. Local councils and developers need to exercise restraint in chainsawing trees at this time.
    Without trees, to combat pollution and help maintain wildlife, our own wellbeing  is being jeopardised.
    To our four corners this message needs to be twittered.
    Ron Willis
    First Ave, Mount Lawley

  • PERTH expat Andrew Gannon is off to explore the ancient world of Chinese comedy.

    A lawyer by day, he’s spent many a night onstage at the Charles Hotel comedy nights or Lazy Susan’s comedy den.

    In western comedy it’s often a race to the bottom among comedians to find the newest, edgiest, most perverted jokes, but in China it’s a different story.

    Rather than coming up with novel jokes, Chinese comedians will sometimes re-enact funny, historic tales of old.

    “We’re still performing jokes from 500 years ago,” Mr Gannon says. “You’re not going to get into any trouble, it’s light.”

    While making fun of John Howard’s eyebrows has provided fully half the material of all Australian comics in the past decade, in China it’s safer to retread classic tales than tell a joke at the expense of government officials.

    “No-one would dare,” he says.

    He’s now been chosen for a Churchill fellowship, which sends high achievers abroad for international study (worth about $22,000). He’ll travel to China, Japan and Taiwan to explore using comedy for cultural exchange. Mr Gannon says a joke is a good way to open people up to further conversations.

    He’s always wanted to be a comic: Even at five he was entertaining older kids with bawdy tales (that he didn’t understand at that point).

    He progressed to comedic songs and taking on the character of “Viktor,” inspired by an utterly stern Russian violin teacher he’d had when he was seven. “He was the most intense person I ever met,” Mr Gannon says quietly, maybe still a little nervous.

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    But China fascinated him, at least more than doing another set at the Elephant and Wheelbarrow while a rowdy drunk who “looks like a shrivelled Willy Nelson” interjected with “hilarious” heckling.

    Working in Beijing now, he’s done some comedy in ex-pat bars in China, and that’s generally where most foreign comedians stay. In bars and clubs that look like they could be in downtown Northbridge, westerners want to be comforted by a slice of home, and comedians perform the same jokes they’d do here.

    “It’s not a very experimental scene,” he says, with a lot of people retreading the old “white guy in China” act.

    But performing to local audiences is a whole other deal. It’s hard to perform comedy in English to crowds that speak it as a second language: A lot of the subtlety and emphasis can be lost if just a couple of words aren’t understood.

    “So much of it is culturally specific and they just don’t get the social cues,” Mr Gannon says. “Laughter is international, but humour is not.”

    So he’s also done parts of his performance in Mandarin. Locals love to hear even short jokes told in their own language, appreciating that he’s gone to the effort to learn the tongue.

    Sometimes, though, a crowd might be quietly chuckling away, but it’s not because the jokes are funny. It’s because the Loawai is trying to speak Chinese, badly.

    But at least there’s no mouthy hecklers like you’d find at the Elephant and Wheelbarrow. “No,” Mr Gannon laughs. “They’re too polite.”

    For now he’s heading back to Beijing to brush up on his Mandarin before embarking on the tour.

    by DAVID BELL

  • I’M hoping a film-star lifestyle is heading my way after my “starring” role in an infomercial about this East Perth apartment.

    Of course when the big bucks roll in I’ll be able to afford this four-bedroom/three-bathroom penthouse on the water’s edge.

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    My role was accidental, having rocked up early for a home review to find a film crew asking agent Brendon Habak about his recent 30th birthday, and his taking out WA’s top gong for residential sales for the second year in succession.

    I quite enjoyed playing interested buyer as I walked from spacious room to spacious room in this lovely abode.

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    I even got to improvise a bit of light relief, jumping (gently) on the bed in the commodious main bedroom. They should slo-mo it I reckon.

    But I didn’t have to act being impressed by the place, particularly its delightful views across the river to the casino from the wrap-around balcony–a huge 31sqm of entertainment space. With the new sports stadium also to be within viewing distance, I can well imagine many a game of footy to be enjoyed from here.

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    It was easy to look impressed by a scene washed in soft spring sunshine, with people wandering along paths, sitting on manicured park lawns and kayaking gently past.

    A fantastic curved wall of glass, flanked by floor-to-ceiling glass doors, brings the view into the spacious open plan living/dining/kitchen.

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    I thought I’d seen it all but I really was impressed by the galley-style kitchen, with its walk-in pantry, soft-grey stone benches and Gaggenau appliances.

    From a window that gazes out across the lovely East Perth footbridge to the opposite bank, you can check out the many cafes and restaurants to see if there’s a free table before heading off.

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    Getting my kit off and trying out the ensuite shower was never on the cards, unless the infomercial was going X-rated, but I rather liked the idea of showering while taking in such a delightful river view.

    This area is set to come even more alive as Perth is transformed into a world-class metropolis with Elizabeth Quay, Waterbank on the city’s eastern gateway and development around the casino/stadium. This apartment is in the thick of the action.

    1/3 Henry Lawson Walk, East Perth
    $2.888 million
    Brendon Habak 0423 200 400
    realestate 88 9200 6168

     

  • 01. 841NEWS
    • STATE CHAMPS: Bayswater City Soccer Club celebrates winning the Cool Ridge Cup. Photo supplied | Vince Caratozzolo

    BAYSWATER City Soccer Club has won its second straight state cup.

    The Black and Blues beat Stirling 2-0 at Macedonia Park to lift the trophy.

    Clinical goals from striker Steve Burton and Todd Howarth sealed the win. Bayswater is also top of the national premier league ladder with 44 points, winning 14 of its 18 games.

    Last year Baysy completed the treble, winning the night series, state cup and league.

    Gaffer Chris Coyne accepted the coaching job at Baysy on a gentleman’s handshake at the start of last season.  It is the first time he had coached a senior team on a full-time basis.

    by STEPHEN POLLOCK

  • CYCLISTS are promising to boycott Leederville cafe Greens & Co, painting owner Stuart Lofthouse as bikeist.

    Mr Lofthouse says he doesn’t oppose bike lanes in principle, he just doesn’t want them down Oxford Street. He was wrestled to the ground by rangers at a Vincent council meeting last week after refusing to leave for constantly interjecting during proceedings (Voice, July 26, 2014).

    Mayor John Carey had asked numerous times for him to be quiet and had asked his partner, Debbie Saunders, to retract her remark that staff were “incompetents”.

    Following the meeting, cyclists read Mr Lofthouse’s outburst as anti-cycling (though Voice readers will know he has a long history of opposition to the council that’s not confined to bike lanes).

    The Bicycle Transport Alliance paid to promote its post on Facebook saying “what I witnessed there was a vehement attack on the democratic process by people opposed to the bike plan and cycling”.

    “Boycott these establishments,” Steven McKeirnan posted.

    “I was shocked and disgusted at the contempt that these well-known individuals displayed for the democratic and civil process, while at the same time scream about their own rights,” posted Marti Hughes, who in the past has criticised Mr Lofthouse online.

    “The mayor and the council handled the situation respectfully and deserve the full community support. Do not believe the rubbish you are likely to read in the Voice,” he added.

    Facebooker Jennifer van den Hoek contacted a slew of other riders who’d checked in to Greens & Co and suggested they join the boycott. Another rider said they knew 48 cyclists who wouldn’t return.

    Vincent councillor Matt Buckels, a keen cyclist, was more circumspect in his online musings: “Ok things went too far on Tuesday but ‘business owner thinks council is incompetent/fools’ happens all over the world it’s no big deal. Personally I like Greens and 50ml and won’t be avoiding them over this.”

    by DAVID BELL