• Jolly good

    DID I really see a man in a pin-striped suit doing a single-handed handstand on the head of a man reading The Times of London?

    Or one of the same men extend his body rigidly from a lamp post and proceed to “climb” an imaginary set of stairs, in time to Singing in the Rain?

    The English Gents (Denis Lock and Hamish McCann, who actually hail from Melbourne) performed at last year’s Royal Variety but long before that were wowing audiences at the 2008 and ’09 Fremantle Street Arts Festival.

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    Their act, now even more honed and polished—as are their biceps—is back along with an amazing band of other performers in the internationally renowned La Soiree.

    It’s a non-stop round of mad, funny, captivating, and at times shocking, acts which aptly demonstrate what the human body is capable of with feats of strength and agility defying common sense and the laws of gravity.

    Gym membership for this troupe of men and women must cost a fortune—and just how many hours’ practice it takes to perfect a roller-skating routine that looks clumsy and out of control is anyone’s guess.

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    Captain Frodo had audience members wincing, dislocating shoulders to fit into impossible spaces and twisted his wrist in several 360-degree turns. Everyone shuddered and gasped when he “unscrewed” it again.

    Bath Boy had elements of Mills and Boon in an act involving wet jeans, glistening muscles, a bathtub full of water and some very impressive circus rope routines.

    And if the front couple of rows got a little damp (from the bathwater splashing—well, don’t you have a dirty mind) it was a hot night.

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    • Photos supplied | by Viktor Wallstrom, Olivia Rutherford and Sean Young

    A reading from a real Mills and Boons novel, with perfect comic timing and droll eyebrow raising had audiences screaming with laughter, and I’m sure some squirming with a little embarrassment.

    Ursula Martinez’s striptease/magic act was mystifying. Just were did she hide that hanky when wearing nothing but a tan?

    La Soiree has been touring the world for 10 years with its cocktail of jaw-dropping acrobats and contortionists in a mix of circus and vaudeville, performing to rave reviews as far afield as New York, London, Paris, Stockholm, Montreal Buenos Aires and Hamburg.

    Although its been to every other Australian capital this is a first for WA.

    “Now we finally get to show Perth audiences what all the fuss is about,” creative producer Brett Haylock says.

    La Soiree, catch it before it closes on February 22, at the Pleasure Gardens, (Russell Square) in Northbridge. Tix at http://www.fringeworld.com.au 

    by JENNY D’ANGER

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  • Little Sister Comes of Age 

    Mark and Stephanie Sayers have always had a passion for food. Their culinary adventures and business ventures have led this irrespressible husband and wife team along an exciting and ever evolving path. After owning and running highly successful Sayers Cafe in Leederville for 7 ½  years, Mark and Stephanie felt the time was right to say goodbye to their first born and welcome new baby Sayers Sister in Northbridge (Highgate end).

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    In operation now for over two years, Sayers Sister is all you’d expect of a younger sibling – cheerful, charming and a little eclectic. If you enjoyed Sayers, you can expect to find the same fab food and attention to detail at Sayers Sister. The Northbridge location offers table service and has a liquor license – the wine list is excellent. Stephanie looks after front of house and Mark oversees the kitchen. The pair are food obsessed – in a good way. Whether devising amazing new dishes together, or creating a bespoke blend of coffee, sourced from exotic locales around the globe, Mark and Stephanie’s passion is infectious.

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    “We love what we do and we’re very hands on,” said Stephanie. “Mark goes to market and selects the produce and we enjoy coming up with new and interesting food pairings. We only use free range chicken and eggs and there’s loads of delicious gluten free options. I love to look after customers and make them feel welcome. Our wonderful team under the management of Luca Zuccaro shares in our passion for good food and customer service. It’s all about creating a great experience for diners. As soon as you step into Sayers Sister, we want you to feel like you’ve walked into our home,” she continued.

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    Sayers Sister is open for breakfast, lunch and dinner, see website for more details.

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    Sayers Sister
    236 Lake Street Northbridge
    9227 7506
    E: sayerssister@westnet.com.au
    www.sayerssister.com.au

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  • Get Lucky this Valentines Day!

    Lucky 9 is not like your average corner store. Part convenience store, part cafe and part gourmet grocer, Lucky 9 is a one-stop shop. From speciality foods to your everyday essentials, Lucky 9 is the place to go. Take a deep breath and savour the aroma of quality barista-made coffee, or bubble tea for those who love dessert at any time of the day. Enjoy a well earned break in the cafe with a delicious pastry or sandwich.

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    Chill out in Lucky 9’s flower room – a dedicated display area stocking a beautiful range of fresh flowers, gifts and cards for all occasions. Have an arrangement in mind, but it isn’t on display?  The onsite florist is available to custom make your order at an affordable price. Valentine’s Day is fast approaching and it can be hard to think of a great gift, and it can also be hard on your wallet. To help relieve the pressure on you and your bank account, take advantage of Lucky 9’s great offer:  Pre-order your flowers before February 7th and receive a 10% discount on the total price, including optional extras such as plush toys and chocolates. Offer excludes any delivery options.

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    Just when you thought you’ve seen everything in this amazing store, head upstairs to Cloud 9, which specialises in smoking accessories. Located on the corner of Harold street, with ample parking, Lucky 9 is open every day of the year from 8am to 8pm. Even on public holidays, the friendly staff are here to serve you with a smile.

    Lucky 9 Convenience Store
    527 Beaufort Street Highgate
    9328 9708
    www.lucky9.com.au

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  • A fave for Fringe

    FRINGE was in full swing and my mate and I were off to the Pleasure Gardens, but first we stopped off at Il Padrino to ensure we had the stamina to make the distance.

    The Italian eatery has been around Northbridge for a while, although it’s moved a time or two just to keep its customers on their toes.

    The decor is pure kitsch but the feel is pure family and reminded me of my time in Capo d’Orlando, Sicily where mums, dads, grandparents and kids fill the piazzas for dinner—but never before 9 at night.

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    We were quickly seated by an open window, sipping a glass of wine when the waiter arrived with complimentary slices of pizza bianca, a chewy pizza base topped with rosemary and rock salt.

    In hindsight we shouldn’t have ordered the bruschetta ($10), but we weren’t to know just how big the pizza, nor how generous the serve of risotto, were going to be, so it’s not our fault.

    Bruschetta simply means toast in Italian, and there are as many variations as there are ways to singe bread. But you know what, all the varieties are said brusketta and not brushetta. Ok. Good.

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    This version was more pizza than any other I’ve had, a lovely nutty and crunchy slab topped with tomato and cheese. Not what I’d expected but great.

    My mate and I shared a mushroom risotto ($25.50) and a Papa John Paul II pizza ($25).  The arborio was deliciously creamy and flavoursome and we tucked in with gusto.

    The arrival of the pizza stopped us mid-slurp: it was as big as a wheel on the Popemobile and came fully loaded with tomato, cheese, mushrooms, artichoke, olives, roast capsicum and spinach. We took home more than we could eat.

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    Il Padrino’s menu is extensive with a great range of pasta dishes including the good old standards, bolognese and lasagna ($24).

    Or there’s veal done three different ways ($32) or baby goat with Tuscan vegetables ($33). Sad for the kid but hey, yum.

    With a great-looking tiramisu and a choice of sweet pizzas on offer we were tempted to linger longer but buffed bodies performing feats of strength awaited at La Soiree and we were happy to settle for eye candy.

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    by JENNY D’ANGER

    Il Padrino
    94 Aberdeen Street, Northbridge
    9227 9065
    open Tues–Fri lunch and dinner,
    Sat/Sun dinner. Closed Monday

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  • Gracious yesteryear preserved

    THE history of this gorgeous two-storey federation town house is a domestic one, traced through the pages of Perth’s once many newspapers in gentler times.

    Daughter of the house Miss Ethel Philp gets quite a few mentions in The West Australian either for winning Highland dancing championships, or giving dance lessons from her home in the early 1900s.

    One of Perth’s beautiful people, her engagement to William Sheehan made it into the Daily News in 1916, and the wedding was reported in the Sunday Times.

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    A few years later the happy couple’s return from a “pleasant” holiday on Rottnest Island even rated a mention in the Mirror.

    The elegance and refined dignity of this four-bedroom/two-bathroom home continues a tradition of genteel living in a more hectic world, and the moment you step into the spacious entry a sense of peace descends.

    My favourite room was the one I dubbed the library, for its shelves of books and big old comfy chair in a corner by the full-length sash windows. You’ll have to provide your own chair, but what a spot to curl up for a good read.

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    Soaring four-metre ceilings, decorative cornices, ceiling roses and lovely fireplaces abound, and aged jarrah floors flow like a river of chocolate throughout the downstairs.

    Formal lounge and dining rooms, a bathroom and a kitchen make up the rest of the ground floor.

    The kitchen is huge, with particularly attractive black and white granite bench tops, and room for a small table and chairs.

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    A very pleasant garden, sheltered by a couple of huge trees in neighbouring yards, is just the spot for alfresco living.

    Most of the bedrooms are upstairs where aged Baltic pine floors glow honey gold.

    One is presently a delightful sitting room, with glass doors onto a verandah from which the city skyline is tantalisingly close.

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    All the delights Perth has to offer are almost on the doorstep of this Bulwer Street home, with the Beaufort Street strip just around the corner and Lord and William Streets a short walk away.

    And for sports fans Perth Oval is almost across the road.

    by JENNY D’ANGER

    60 Bulwer Street, Perth
    Low to mid-million
    Wayne Heldt | 0433 118 353
    Acton Mt Lawley | 9272 2488

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  • Cash crash

    PERTH’S paid parking revenue is in free-fall, with council machines collecting $120,000 less per month than budgeted.

    The budgeted figure was itself $3.8 million less than earlier projected figures.

    Parking fees make up $75m of the PCC’s projected $111m operating revenue budget.

    With the public transport authority also reporting a drop in commuters on trains, the parking shortfall is not due to people swapping cars for public transport.

    In a report to council, staff suggested that disruptive capital works projects across the CBD may have had an impact, while chief bean counter Robert Mianich told councillors the drop could be down to fewer people working in the CBD: office vacancies and jobless rates are rising due to a dramatic cooling of the once-rampant resources sector.

    In the six months to December 2014 the PCC reported big falls in parking at Elder Street ($261,000 down), the convention centre ($168,000), Pier Street ($98,000) and Mayfair Street ($56,000). Queens Gardens dropped $75,000 and kerbside parking $215,000.

    A further drop in council parking revenue is now anticipated and the PCC will reduce parking prices to stay competitive.

    PCC car park director Doug Forster notes the council is also being hit on the “supply side” with residents illegally renting their spare spots to commuters, undercutting PCC car parks (Voice, January 24, 2015).

    Cr Janet Davidson asked “aren’t we stopping that?” and Mr Forster replied, “there are moves in that direction”.

    by DAVID BELL

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  • Raring to go

    ON Monday February 2, hundreds of local children will bustle for the first time into the rebuilt Mt Lawley Primary School.

    Principal Don Barber says the new $11.2 million school is state-of-the-art, with reverse-cycle air conditioning in every classroom.

    “We’re on track and raring to go,” he says.

    •  Workers put finishing touches to the rebuilt Mt Lawley Primary School, including the restored facade. A funkier side to the historic school. Photos by Matthew Dwyer
    • Workers put finishing touches to the rebuilt Mt Lawley Primary School, including the restored facade. A funkier side to the historic school. Photos by Matthew Dwyer

    “We’ve got a new undercover area in the playground which gives us more flexibility and protection from the sun.”

    The original 100-year-old school burned to the ground in July 2012 and the teenage arsonists were sentenced to eight months’ gaol.

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    Fierce lobbying from the Mount Lawley Society and hundreds of locals ensured the Second Avenue brick facade was retained, a poke in the eye for bean counters who’d said the most “cost-effective” option would be to flatten it. “The façade on Second Avenue looks fantastic and once again contributes positively to the beautiful character streetscape,” society president Paul Hurst says.

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    Mt Lawley Liberal MP Michael Sutherland says a more efficient placement of buildings has increased the size of the playground.

    “It looks fantastic—this is a great outcome from a very bad situation,” he says.

    The two-storey school includes 12 classrooms, a dental therapy unit, a refurbished library and hard courts.

    by STEPHEN POLLOCK

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  • Wifi wipeout

    A MOVE to install free wi-fi in the Morley CBD has been voted down by Bayswater city council.

    Cr Chris Cornish was unhappy with his colleagues’ decision, stating the program would have been “half the cost of the mayoral dinner”.

    He’d tabled the motion for the council to spend $25,000 on free wi-fi, just as Perth, Swan and Fremantle city councils have done.

    “Morley is a major strategic hub and central to our vision for Bayswater,” he told the council. “The cost of the installation is very reasonable and I understand that normally it would cost around $100,000.

    “For only half the cost of the mayoral dinner we could deliver something special for our ratepayers.”

    Mayor Sylvan Albert said it was a “brilliant idea”, but there was no money in the budget to pay for it. “We need to revisit it when we have the funds available.”

    by STEPHEN POLLOCK

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  • Small bar gets royal treatment

    STEVE LAVELL is making an emotional return to Maylands to open a cafe and small bar on Eighth Avenue.

    After spending seven years working as a journalist in Melbourne, Lavell got homesick and has returned to his childhood suburb to embark on a new career. He will spend around $600,000 kitting out Henry on Eighth, which includes a ground floor cafe and a small bar on the first floor.

    “I was looking for a reason to come back home and was really inspired by all the changes that have happened in Maylands over the past 18 months—it has really come alive,” he says.

    “Venues like Mrs S and the Swallow Bar have really transformed the place: it is so different from the place where I grew up. Being a jounro, I’ve always loved coffee,” he laughs, “and I love my food too, so it seemed like a natural career change.”

    Henry on Eighth will be built in front of the liquor barn BWS, in the old clearance outlet, which has been empty for around 18 months. Lavell says the menu will be modern Australian and he plans to hold book launches, poetry nights and small exhibitions in the venue.

    • Steve Lavell outside the proposed site for his small bar, Henry on Eighth. Photo by Matthew Dwyer
    • Steve Lavell outside the proposed site for his small bar, Henry on Eighth. Photo by Matthew Dwyer

    “Maylands has changed out of sight and I want to celebrate its new-found diversity by showcasing local talent,” he says.

    “With the local ballet moving into Maylands and the planned new music venue Lyric Lane, the place is set to become a cultural hub.”

    Mr Lavell plans to open the downstairs cafe in April and the small bar in August.

    Meanwhile, WA opposition leader Mark McGowan says it’s too hard for small bars to get started, and pledges to make it easier if elected premier: “Police and health bureaucrats have to stop their ridiculous automatic objections to all applications for liquor licences,” he says on his Facebook page. “We need to give equal weight to tourism, culture and the arts when applications are considered.”

    Mr McGowan says interventions by the police and health commissioners are “well-intended but sometimes poorly targeted”. “I know alcohol abuse in our community is a big problem, but knee-jerk licence rejections are not the answer. In fact, it’s arguable that allowing more intimate, small scale and sophisticated licensed venues could be part of the solution. Let’s bring back some common sense and support those entrepreneurs.”

    by STEPHEN POLLOCK

  • Better Beatty

    ALRIGHT, so the geothermal heating is still a bit temperamental (Voice, January 24, 2015) but the upgrade at Beatty Park has seen a good number of wins for the centre.

    Before the $17.5 million upgrade the centre was getting a bit old and tatty, a far cry from the days of the 1962 Empire Games, or when the Jackson Five moonwalked through it in 1973.

    With the spruce up complete the latest numbers show that aside from the geothermal stumble, the council is saving a fair bit compared to the old water and electricity-chugging behemoth.

    Energy use has halved courtesy of all the LED lights that’ve been installed (and they appear to not attract bugs, meaning your Aussie crawl isn’t interrupted by a mouthful of moth).

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    Water use is down too, from about 50 litres per swimmer to 28, and the centre looks to save around $100,000 on electricity from better pool pumps and exhaust fans.

    The upgrade predates CEO Len Kosova, but he says a main focus was “creating a leaner, greener facility” and the council is happy with the energy and water saving results so far.

    The major failing has been the continual breakdowns of the geothermal system’s pumps, leaving the polo pool chilly.

    After nine months of tepid action by senior staff, the council has called in independent auditors to figure out what went wrong and who should be chased up to fix and pay for repairs.

    by DAVID BELL

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