• ‘Don’t work here’

    A STAFF culture survey at Perth council last July showed most employees would warn others against taking up a job there.

    The “Cultyr” scorecard was conducted just before state-appointed commissioners left; the result’s worse than during a tumultuous 2017. 

    Among the dozens of questions, a “promoter” score measures how likely they are to recommend the city as a good workplace to a friend. 

    In the mid-2017 survey (taken as former lord mayor Lisa Scaffidi’s misconduct trial dragged through the courts) the score was -32. It dropped to -51 in 2019 as the state inquiry was in full swing and commissioners were drastically overhauling operations. 2020’s report rates it only barely better at -46. 

    The score subtracts the number of employees warning people off from those a bit more positive. Women were notably less likely to recommend working there than men (-50 compared to -28). 

    Most employees didn’t blame the commissioners, saying their behaviour had started strongly and kept improving.

    But they wanted more encouragement from senior staff, training, career progression, appreciation and respect.

    Staff reckoned the workplace was getting better in most areas and the executive were now working together. 

    Despite not recommending it to others, more than half (55 per cent) still thought it was a good place to work. 

    Lord mayor Basil Zempilas, elected after the survey was complete, said: “We know there is a lot to do and as part of the new leadership I will be working with councillors and the CEO to build the culture and ensure accountability of our city.”

    A new survey’s due to start this month as required by the inquiry. It includes councillors for the first time.

    by DAVID BELL

  • Gamers on a roll
    Familiar problems during the Covid lockdown get an airing in the video game.

    IT had to happen: A locally produced video game has captured Perth during its Covid lockdown madness.

    The retro-style Sonny Yang’s Incredibly Inconvenient Pandemic Game was made by Perth comedians Yang and Alice McCullagh (Alice Mack on stage) and features a protagonist struggling with crowded shops, closed pubs and a toilet paper shortage.

    It’s an old school throwback to 90s adventure games like Day of the Tentacle and Sam & Max Hit the Road, but with the action taking place in and around Beaufort Street and the CBD.

    At last year’s Fringe festival Yang performed a surreal live show featuring his “Incredibly Stupid Adventure Game” where the crowd could yell out suggestions on where to wander and who to pick a fight with.

    Comedy

    The comedian was planning to perform it at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival, but that got canned along with the rest of the comedy scene as venues closed for Covid. 

    The pair stayed indoors instead and programmed this Covid-safe version, nabbing some funding from Vincent council’s Covid arts relief grants.

    Yang says he was working on an entirely different story for a downloadable chapter of his Fringe show “when COVID reared its ugly head and inspired me to change the plot to be relevant to contemporary events.”

    McCullagh says: “I saw Sonny’s original show at Fringe last year. I thought it would be really fun as an online game. At the time, we were both super busy with other comedy projects though. 

    “Then, Covid-19 came along, which gave us both a lot of free time, and I think also made me more passionate about creating a form of comedy that could be enjoyed entirely online.

    “For a while, I’ve wanted to work on a project that combines my ‘day job’ (computer programming) with the stand up comedy I do for fun. 

    “Obviously, due to Covid-19 restrictions, there aren’t so many opportunities to do live comedy. 

    “While luckily a lot of venues are back open in Perth, there isn’t really the option to travel and perform material in other cities. So, doing a comedy video game seemed like a great way to keep making funny, creative things and also get them out to a wider audience.”

    The game takes about 20 minutes to play through if you’re familiar with the strange puzzle logic of 90s games, and during that time you’ll likely end up in the Mount Lawley Hospital about 35 times. 

    It’s thick with strange and comic encounters in familiar places, and encounters with a mix of slightly-assistive and deeply, comically unhelpful characters.

    “I wanted to make a game about the pandemic that dwells on all the minor personal inconveniences people have faced rather than focusing on any ‘big picture’ issues,” Yang says.

    The game’s free to play at http://www.pandemic-game.com.au and Yang’s Incredibly Stupid Adventure Game is at Fringe February 5, 6, 11 and 12, tickets via fringeworld.com.au

    by DAVID BELL

  • Whadjuk stories open Oz Day events

    A DISPERSED and diverse series of events across five days will replace Perth’s cancelled Australia Day Skyworks.

    In November, Perth’s new councillors took heed of WA chief health officer Andrew Robertson’s advice and cancelled the Skyworks due to the risk of having huge crowds packed together for a few hours and uncertainty about WA’s Covid status. The call was made early so not too much cash would be sunk into the $2.2 million event, but about $250,000 of “unrecoverable” cash had already been spent on planning and contracting according to a report. 

    Perth has never publicly considered cancelling Australia Day festivities as Fremantle council did over concerns about Aboriginal sensitivity, but this year it has put Indigenous events at the forefront, opening with Shining the Light: The Story of Us, a light and water projection at Elizabeth Quay.

    It tells the story of this area’s Whadjuk Nyoongar traditional owners, with narratives of courage and resilience during the colonial times.

    It’s got the endorsement of the council’s Elders Advisory Group, with elder Noel Nannup saying in a statement: “If we are going to have genuine healing, we need opportunities like these to tell our story so we can have the best possible chance for genuine healing and this will take us to a much stronger future.”

    The yearly Birak Concert celebrating Aboriginal cultures will also still go ahead on the afternoon of January 26 at Supreme Court Gardens, and there’s a couple dozen other free events running across January 22 to 26 listed at visitperth.com/ausdayfest

    by DAVID BELL

  • Leading the change
    Many four-legged friends joined Free the Hounds and Greens MP Alison Xamon at Hyde Park on Sunday January 10.  

    MORE than 50 greyhounds and allied dogs had walkies around Hyde Park on Sunday January 10 in support of a campaign to phase out the racing industry by 2025.

    The walk was hosted by racing abolitionist group Free the Hounds and supporter Greens upper house MP Alison Xamon.

    The number of racing dogs injured or killed has dropped in recent years, but Ms Xamon says it still has to end as no reforms will eliminate all suffering: 

    “Greyhound racing is a fundamentally cruel industry based on exploiting animals simply for the sake of gambling profits,” she said.

    Speaking to attendees Ms Xamon said it was “no longer be considered an acceptable form of entertainment.  

    “It also says volumes that when Florida recently voted to outlaw gambling on greyhound racing it effectively signalled the death knell for the industry.

    “This is not a hobby, it is animal cruelty to support the gambling industry.”

    Industry authority Racing & Wagering WA states one of its goals is to “uphold the highest standard of animal welfare” and its annual report for 2019/20 says deaths dropped that financial year. 

    One reason was WA’s injury rebate scheme, where some track injuries attract a government subsidy for the vet bill. 

    It’s meant to deter owners from killing injured dogs to save on vet expenses, and last year had its cap increased from $1,200 per injury to $3,500. 

    Since then euthanasia due to injuries has dropped by more than half, but still 19 injured dogs were killed last financial year, and 17 retired greyhounds were euthanised.

    by DAVID BELL

  • Coronatoon tops
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    • It wasn’t just the flu. Cartoon by Jason Chatfield

    EX-PERTH lad Jason Chatfield has won the ComicOz award for Best Australian Original Comic for 2020 for his cautionary coronavirus comic.

    The former (and still occasional) Voice cartoonist, now living it up in corona-central New York, penned the multi-page toon back in April after contracting the virus. It depicts a hellish experience lying about for more than a week, often too sick to stand. 

    He wrote it as a warning for people to take the pandemic seriously, back when some were still downplaying the threat.

    The ComicOz award has been around for 10 years every January 5, marking the birthday of Australian comic icon Monty Wedd. The winner is chosen by ComicOz editor Nat Karmichael, who described the process as “carefully considered and serious, and also totally subjective”.

    Chatfield tells us: “Knowing the absurd volume of quality Australian comic art that came out this past year, I can only say I demand a recount. In all states.”

    Chatfield also draws Ginger Meggs, and is the fifth artist to work on the longest-running Australian comic strip which is coming up to its centenary later this year. He’s also built a following as a stand-up comedian.

    His full corona comic is up at: https://www.jasonchatfield.com/coronavirus

    by DAVID BELL

  • Tasty diversion

    MY family and I were en route to a pizzeria in Mount Lawley when my wife spotted a funky cafe with bright murals and South American music playing.

    We couldn’t resist Medellín’s lively charm and decided to abandon our plans and give the Colombian cafe a go.

    Open from 9am-9pm, Medellín does everything from traditional Colombian breakfasts to mains, light snacks and coffees.

    The menu listed the ingredients for some dishes, but there was hardly any English descriptions, so we spent the first 10 minutes Googling things like bandeau paisa, arepas, parrillada and tamale.

    Sensing we were struggling, the owner eventually came over and helped us order.

    The people at the table beside us were a bit baffled too, so some exposition on the menu for Medellín newbies would have been helpful.

    The cafe was bright and funky with colourful murals, stylish bench seats and a wall crammed with photos of Colombia, including everything from a family piling onto a scooter to a woman with a native headdress.

    They even had a snap of Rene Higuita – the famous Colombian goalkeeper with a dodgy perm who did the “Scorpion Kick” while playing against England.

    Latino music was blasting away in the background and the place had a lively vibe.

    We kicked off with some yuca chips ($10), which are made from the root of the cassava plant.

    Shaped like one of Hannibal Smith’s cigars, these were exotic pudgy French fries and came with a marie rose-style dip.

    The chips had a delicious, slightly sweet refrain and were perfectly cooked with a crunchy coating and fluffy innards. 

    They didn’t last long and we wolfed down this moreish entree. Delicious. On the owner’s suggestion, I went for the arepas Montenara ($18).

    My cornmeal cake (arepas) was coated in a mellow, gooey cheese with a massive cut of pork belly and salsa perched on top.

    Accompanying the arepas was some smashed avocado, a cooked plantain (a variety of banana) and a massive bowl of frijoles (Mexican beans submerged in a murky viscous sauce).

    I was being too refined at first, trying everything individually or in pairs, but a lightbulb went off when I abandoned etiquette and lumped everything together in a messy but tasty ensemble.

    The humble frijoles really brought the dish to life, acting as a thick sauce for the cornmeal cake, while the avocado was a cool break from the savoury onslaught, refreshing the palate.

    Across the table my young kids were sharing a giant hot dog and chips ($18), which was going down well. 

    My wife went for the arepas patron ($20) which was piled high with shredded chicken, beef, chorizo and caramalised onions.

    “It’s a protein bomb and all the flavours combine to create some decadent comfort food,” she said.

    We washed things down with a Postobon Colombiana ($4.50) a super effervescent soft-drink reminiscent of American cream soda.

    Colombian cuisine isn’t for people wanting to shed some timber after Christmas, but there were some vegetarian and lighter options available.

    There were quite a few South Americans eating in the cafe and I could hear people talking to the owners in Spanish, so it was clearly a popular haunt for Latino ex-pats. 

    I really enjoyed my meal at Medellín – it’s a fun venue to try authentic Colombian cuisine.

    Medellín
    568 Beaufort Street, Mount Lawley
    medellin.com.au

    by STEPHEN POLLOCK

  • Fringe leader 
    Matt Storer plays a mystical guru in A Cult For You.

    PERTH comedian Matt Storer pokes fun at mystical gurus in his one-man Fringe show A Cult For You.

    Featuring clever jokes and the odd satirical song, the show squeezes the life of a cult leader into an hysterical one-hour performance.

    “Having come from a religious background, I’ve always been fascinated by supernatural beliefs, particularly really absurd ones, and how people come to accept them,” Storer says. 

    “In 2019, this led me down the rabbit hole of watching every cult documentary in existence. 

    “The leaders and followers of these cults were a goldmine for satire, so I decided to channel what I’d learned into a comedy show unlike anything I’d made before.”

    Storer says the character Father Hooroo was inspired by the real-life Father Yod, who founded a spiritual commune known as the ‘Source Family’ in the Hollywood Hills in the 1970s.

    Yod had 14 wives and the Source Family was heavily influenced by the teachings of Yogi Bhajan and the astrological age of Aquarius.

    The commune was funded by Yod’s successful health food restaurant on the Sunset Strip in Los Angeles (the first of its kind) and he was lead singer for the commune’s experimental psychedelic rock band, Ya Ho Wha 13.

    He died in 1975 after hand-gliding off a 400m cliff in Hawaii, despite having no experience of hand gliding, and crash landing on a beach.

    “His ideology and the events of the show are a mish-mash of many other cults, plus some creative license of my own,” Storer says.

    As part of Fringe World, A Cult For You is showing at the Old Girls School from January 15 – February 14.

    by STEPHEN POLLOCK

  • Roomy abode

    IT’S a cliche, but first impressions count.

    This Yokine home doesn’t disappoint with a lovely tree shading its entrance and a stylish art deco motif in the double garage doors.

    There’s a quiet confidence about this four bedroom, three bathroom home, with bold architectural lines split over two storeys.

    The ground floor has a large open plan family/kitchen/dining area which feels inviting and bright, thanks to the sliding glass doors overlooking the back garden. 

    The natural wood on the cupboard doors in the kitchen creates an airy vibe, and there’s plenty of benchspace for prepping meals.

    Stainless steel appliances add a modern touch to the design, and there’s a gas cooktop for good measure.

    With many of us now working from home, this abode conveniently has a fourth bedroom, an additional living area and a bathroom downstairs.

    They’re all located near the front door, making it perfect for an enclosed consultancy or home office.

    Alternatively it could be a teenage hangout or a space for relatives and friends when they come to to stay.

    Savour the warmer months in the north-facing alfresco, which has plenty of room and a stylish shade sail to keep you protected from the sun while dining outside.

    The pretty back yard is low maintain with raised garden beds flanking the fence, and built-in reticulation.

    Upstairs you’ll find the other three bedrooms, including the main which has a nice ensuite with a bath.

    There’s a decent-sized balcony up here as well, so you can relax at night with a glass of vino under the stars.

    The home includes ducted evaporative air con, a security alarm and a private driveway on title, providing additional parking. An added bonus is no strata fees.

    Situated on a 491sqm block on the sought-after Moulden Avenue, this home is close to all the shops and cafes on Flinders Street, and within walking distance of several parks and reserves.

    If you’re into golf then you’re in luck, as the home is situated in a golf precinct with WA Golf Club and others close-by.

    This would make a great family home with the fourth bedroom and three living spaces giving you plenty of scope for change.

    Home open today (Saturday January 16) 11.30am-noon, and tomorrow 1pm-1.30pm
    Offers over $695,000
    67B Moulden Avenue, Yokine
    Bellcourt Property Group 6141 7848
    Agent Jody Missell 0401 770 782

  • Cars out to fix Common

    TRAFFIC will be diverted from North Perth Common for 12-months as Vincent council tries to get the drastically underpopulated public space working.

    The $1 million public square at the corner of View and Fitzgerald Streets was opened mid-2019 to address a shortage of casual hang-out space on the pedestrian-unfriendly strip.

    But apart from some organised events like yoga days, the native plant sale or December’s Young Makers Christmas Market, it’s a rare sight to spot anyone sitting there. 

    Local walking and bike riding advocate Andrew Main wrote to the Voice last year saying that was no surprise, as it was “next to a noisy, polluted main road [Fitzgerald Street], with a busy road [View Street] cutting through the middle”. 

    Prangs

    The corner’s also had its share of prangs: There were 14 reported accidents at the corner since 2015.

    The council’s now going ahead with a plan to extend a median strip on Fitzgerald Street and prevent right turns into View Street for 12 months. Mr Main warned it would push traffic onto residential streets but council-appointed traffic consultants reckon diverted traffic will be “acceptable”. 

    The part-closure will cost $10,000 and in February the council will ask residents and businesses on whether to include slow points in nearby streets like Alma Road, with a decision due March.

    By DAVID BELL

  • Past in a Pickle

    AN old photo tucked away in the back of a drawer has revealed a stark West Perth of 50 years ago. 

    Ian Hale owns The Backlot cinema down in the former industrial wedge of the suburb now known as the Pickle District. He was first given the photo by neighbour Andrew Kailis shortly after moving in back in 2014.

    Amidst the chaos of moving in and starting up a cinema, Mr Hale says “I lost it, and I was devastated because I’d wanted to get it framed”.

    But last month he noticed “my drawer in the bar wouldn’t close properly. I thought I’d have to get someone to come in and get it fixed”.

    With a bit of perseverance he opened the drawer and discovered the photo tucked in there, and after sharing it on his social media channels it brought in a flood of nostalgia.

    The 1970s photo shows the Kailis household – still standing to this day – along with a neighbouring house removed for a warehouse some years before the cinema moved in. 

    The lush park behind The Backlot is barren, and the roads are almost entirely empty of cars. 

    The district had been built up during the 1950s, but over time new roads came through, then the overpass and freeway were built nearby and by the 1970s it was just those two houses standing. In the past five or so years it’s started a new life as an arts neighbourhood hosting galleries including Stala Contemporary and the Holmes à Court Gallery and redubbed The Pickle District.  

    Mr Kailis says the house has been in his family for 70 years and the photo was given to him by his aunt. It had appeared in the defunct Daily News back in the 1970s under the headline “Little House on the Prairie”. He says a figure in front of the cottage in the photo may be his mother, and he’s now hoping to unearth a copy of the article.

    Mr Hale’s since had the photo framed (it definitely won’t slip behind a drawer now), and Mr Kailis has his own version blown up and block mounted to remember what the suburb used to be.

    By DAVID BELL