• Stores now surplus

    A LARGE chunk of Wellington Street’s Army Surplus Stores was demolished this week, but the section that was once an infamous 19th century brothel remains.

    History buffs will be relieved that most of the Surplus’ corner building—heritage listed by Perth council—will not be pulled down when the site is re-developed into a 30-storey, student housing complex.

    The corner shop has a rich and sometimes spotty history as an “immoral house”, and for a time around 1899 it was owned by prominent property speculator Hamlet Wheeler.

    In early 1899, news broke that he was running a brothel there with “French girls”.

    • Workers pulling down the Wellington Street army surplus stores on Tuesday (above) and the flattened site (below, left). Photos
    by Steve Grant

    It made national headlines in the Murchison Advocate, with magistrate A.S. Roe saying the store “was one of the worst cases that it would be possible to find.

    “Here was a man who controlled a good deal of property, deliberately seeking for disreputable tenants,” the article said, decrying the “greed and avarice of such men as the defendant, who allowed the consideration of money to outweigh that of decency and propriety, and thus enabled the unfortunate women to horde in the respectable portion of the city”.

    The January 24, 1899 edition of the West Australian stated that Wheeler pushed out all the “respectable” tenants, who were paying 15 shillings a week, and told one ousted resident that he “could get £3 a week from bad girls”.

    When the constables showed up to see if the rumours of it being a “low house” were true, Wheeler played dumb, saying “one can hardly shut one’s eyes to that, seeing women in the ship with low dresses and bare arms,” but he said it couldn’t be proved that meant it was a “house of ill fame”.

    The magistrate disagreed. Wheeler was fined £10.

    Parts of the building have also hosted a Chinese laundry operated by Sam Lung, Molin & Matson Jewellery Manufacturers, and from the 1910s to the 1970s, it was the Prince of Wales Wine Saloon.

    A Griffiths Architects’ heritage assessment concluded the corner shop was worth keeping, but that later expansions had little heritage value, and the shop in the “Federation free classical” style of shops and residences, is associated with the pattern of commercial development following the 1890s gold boom. It’s also an example of the way shopkeepers used to live upstairs from their stores, which became very rare after World War II.

    The corner building was originally a general store, before specialising in military surplus goods in 1948, where you could buy Lee Enfield .303 rifles and ex-military pistols.

    • The proposed student housing complex. Images courtesy Urbis

    Even in the store’s final years, the shelves were lined with bladed weaponry, ranging from utilitarian to “cool-looking-but-entirely-impractical” Klingon-looking knives, along with standard camping goods.

    The store closed in August and the current owner is the nascent company “Wellington Street RE Pty Ltd”, listed as based in Brisbane.

    Heritage listing the store, and then keeping parts of the surrounding building, meant that under Perth council’s heritage incentive scheme, the new owners got an extra 962sqm when it was approved by the Development Assessment Panel in December.

    by DAVID BELL

  • Call that an accent?

    VOICE cartoonist Jason Chatfield says he was told he’s “too Aussie” to be the voice of Australian-themed restaurant Outback Steakhouse.

    The Perth lad, now based in New York pursuing a career in stand-up comedy, auditioned for a voice-over for a commercial for the Florida-based chain, which has 1000 restaurants worldwide.

    He was in two minds about auditioning, as he isn’t a fan of Outback Steakhouse’s food and they’re a Republican party donor.

    “I rail against it in my comedy act,” he says.

    • Jason Chatfield and Voice owner Andrew Smith, celebrating our 1000th edition last time Chatters was in Perth. Photo by David Bell

    But a gig’s a gig, so in the lead-up Chatfield was practicing his best “American-trying-to-do-an-Australian accent”

    He attended the audition on Monday, but says, “I think I blew it. They said I sounded ‘too Australian’. True story.”

    He says that on the plus side he can keep doing his anti-Outback Steakhouse bit on stage.

    He says he tells Americans “we don’t eat any of that food on that menu.

    “I don’t know what the fuck a bloomin’ onion is!” he says, referring to the chain’s signature Aussie dish—a deep-fried onion cut up into a pretty flower shape.

    by DAVID BELL

  • Wave of approval

    AFTER a brief delay, Bayswater Waves’s 50m pool is back.

    The annual Baysie Waves Fest that was scheduled for January 20 had to be cancelled at the 11th hour as a planned refurb ran overtime.

    The family fun day has now been rescheduled for February 18, 10am-6pm ($2 entry).

    Last year it attracted 2500 people for the silent disco, bouncy castle, mechanical surfboard and indoor soccer pitch.

    • Bayswater council staff try out the refurbished 50m pool. Photo courtesy Bayswater council

    Bayswater mayor Dan Bull says the pool refurb is part of the city’s commitment to invest $10 million, over 10 years, to upgrade Bayswater Waves.

    “Council’s investment means that the Bayswater Waves will remain as a popular aquatic destination for families and will continue to serve our community well in the years to come,” he says.

  • Call out for hungry

    DID you know that the old mobile phone in the back of your drawer could help feed the disadvantaged?

    Under the Mobile for Meal initiative, for every phone donated to MobileMuster, OzHarvest will donate a meal to those in need, tackling the growing problems of food and electronic waste.

    OzHarvest head of fundraising Henrietta Ardle says there are about 2.5 million unused mobile phones across Western Australia.

    “From a Perth perspective, we know there is an extraordinary number of unused phones.”

    Ms Ardle says there has been a great response in Perth so far, and they are hoping to get 70,000 phones by the end of the month.

    “The phone is actually 99 per cent recyclable,” she says.

    “So instead of sitting in a desk drawer, or landfill and never biodegrading; if you take it to MobileMuster, they recycle pretty much the whole phone, which also prevents further mining for the materials.”

    • Ronni Kahn and Spyro Kalos celebrating the Mobile for a Meal campaign. Photo supplied

    Ms Ardle says OzHarvest rescues food from more than 3000 different food donors across Australia, and delivers to more than 1000 charities that feed hungry people everyday.

    “In WA last year we delivered the equivalent of 2.5 million meals to people in need,” she says.

    “It is beautiful to see so many Australians get behind this campaign.

    “It is so simple and makes sense to us all; everyone has a mobile lying around somewhere.

    “So dig out that phone before the end of February so we can keep electronic waste out of landfill, and put good food in the bellies of hungry people.”

    Perth residents can get involved by dropping their unused mobile phones at a local MobileMuster drop-off point.

    Locations at http://www.mobilemuster.com.au/locator-map/

    by MOLLY SCHMIDT

  • Crossed off days

    SOME of the most amazing works of art were born out of adversity, or in some cases, outright disaster.

    David Wenham’s directorial debut Ellipsis, emerged from the ashes of an aborted film project, and the Aussie actor (Lion, The Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean) says it might just be the best piece of bad luck he’s ever had.

    Ellipsis is a film I didn’t plan to make,” he told the Voice.

    “I was making another film at the time and it fell over.”

    Instead of packing up their tools, Wenham and his two leading stars, Emily Barclay (Glitch) and Benedict Samual (The Walking Dead), decided to turn the situation to their advantage, giving themselves 10 days to conceive a new film.

    “In three days myself and the two actors put ourselves in a room and we workshopped an idea for a film, for storyline, for characters,” Wenham says.

    “And then for seven days we filmed sequentially in real operating environments.

    “This gave me the opportunity as a director to experiment with a lot of different things that I’ve always wanted to do myself as an actor.

    “Namely work with real people in real environments and also to be free of script, to be able to act completely instinctively without the constraints and restraints of full stops on the page.”

    Filmed in Sydney and described by Wenham as being a fully-improvised experiment, Ellipsis documents a chance encounter between two strangers.

    • David Wenham on the set of Ellipsis. Photo supplied

    Eccentric characters

    When Jasper (Samual) accidentally bumps into Viv (Barclay) on a busy Sydney street, her phone is smashed and she can no longer get in touch with her fiancé overseas.

    Jasper offers Viv unlimited use of his phone, and they end up wandering around Kings Cross all night, encountering a myriad of eccentric characters along the way.

    The film is essentially a love letter to The Cross and its colourful characters.

    “Kings Cross is completely changing and it’s a suburb which is disappearing and may disappear completely within the next few years,” Wenham says.

    Ellipsis will also offer some form of a document as to what the place was like previously.

    “Kings Cross is just up the road from where I live, so it’s very close to my heart.”

    The experience of an unrestrained shoot left Wenham feeling completely liberated and the most relaxed he’s ever felt on a film set.

    Worlds away from the demands he’s used to on big Hollywood productions like The Lord of the Rings and 300.

    “Being stress free is something I didn’t expect, but that’s how it was,” Wenham says.

    “It didn’t feel as though there were forces moving upon us towards a desired end. We were completely free.”

    Wenham will be joined by executive producer Robert Connolly (The Turning, Paper Planes) at screenings of Ellipsis at Luna Leederville and Camelot Outdoor on February 18.

    Tickets and details at lunapalace.com.au

    by MATTHEW EELES

  • LETTERS 10.2.18

    Google maps?
    IN a recent review of a café at 197 Brisbane Street (“At the Local”, Voice, February 3, 2018), your reviewer identified it as being in Northbridge. It isn’t.
    Northbridge is a small locality within the City of Perth bounded by Newcastle Street, William Street, Roe Street and in the west by the freeway overpasses. The locality of Perth in the City of Vincent with the postcode 6000 is north and east of these boundaries.
    Articles in your paper too often make the mistake of calling Perth (in Vincent)  ‘Northbridge’.
    Perhaps in the interest of accurate reporting you could check the boundaries of Northbridge and adjoining localities.
    Helen Pemberton,
    Brisbane Street, Perth

    Third-degree Burns
    A BIG thanks to Liz and Dougie at Saga Bookshop who hosted the birthday of Robert Burns Scotland’s international Poet and brought the community together to share their common interest in the poetry and music of Scotland’s Bard.
    The evening of music, poetry and fine fare had all the ingredients to make it special and it was.
    It brought people from different age groups and backgrounds together to share their common interest or curiosity about Burns. Community: it’s the best thing to keep a healthy place where heart and mind meet.
    Fay Kennedy
    High Street, Fremantle

  • It’s Chinatown, Jake

    THE staff at Old Lane Eats were run off their feet as Fringe Festival punters grabbed a bite to eat, but even though the waiters were sweating, their smiles never slipped.

    A mate and I were off to see the cabaret show Club Swizzle, and were looking for somewhere quick and cheap to eat.

    Perth’s Chinatown is pretty lame compared to most capital cities, but its eateries were pumping, and the atmosphere was Singapore pre-Lee Kuan Yew, when it was less modern and clean, but far more interesting.

    Old Lane’s murals, showing a run down Asian streetscape, added to the ambience.

    The outdoor area wasn’t really outdoor, and the couple of fans turning languidly had little effect on the temperature or humidity.

    A glass of grandma’s special street brew ($3) cooled my inner core.

    The closest I could get to what’s in it was “cane sugar and barley”.

    It was a sweet and wheaty-tasting mix that I imagine is an acquired taste, but not bad.

    Our food came one dish at a time, kicking off with corn fritters ($6.90).

    They were piping hot, crisp on the outside and tasty but lacked oomph.

    But the mee goreng ($8.90) was fantastic: oily and spicy with a pleasant flame-grilled flavour and a touch of chilli.

    The beef satay ($5.90) was tender and tasty.

    “And the peanut sauce is fantastic,” my friend said.

    A whole grilled squid, glistening and golden brown, was last to arrive.

    I looked around in vain for a knife, but it was so tender I cut it with a spoon, and was soon sinking my teeth into flame-grilled flesh that was sweet and savoury.

    For steamed bao fans, there’s a whole section of the menu devoted to them, ($9.90 for two), and corkage is a very modest $3.

    This eatery is not fancy, but in terms of value for money and delicious food, it’s hard to beat.

    by JENNY D’ANGER

    Old Lane Eats
    68 Roe Street, Northbridge
    open Tues–Sunday 5.30 till late

  • Gig of the Week: Country Vibes

    Pack your bags for an inspiring weekend in the beautiful southwest at the Nannup Music Festival from 2 to 5 March 2018. Now in its 29th year, the family-friendly festival is a colourful celebration of original music, art, nature, community and diversity. The festival is operated by a passionate and dedicated team of locals from the not-for-profit Nannup Music Club Inc.

    The sensational Stella Donnelly joins the lineup of this year’s Nannup Music Festival.

    The festival has something for everyone including an eclectic mix of incredible acts over free and ticketed venues, street performances, bush poetry, indigenous acts, the Emerging Artist Award, busking competition, workshops, an art walk, jam sessions, camping and a family fun area for little festival-goers to get involved. Not to mention the delicious array of food, clothing, craft and produce stalls to explore.

    Terrah Guymala

    Nannup is a charming little town to wander through, have a cuppa at a café or a browse in the shops. Take a drive or walk into the wilderness, a sneaky swim in a waterhole, a rest under the trees or stargaze at night. These are just some of the things that make the Nannup Music Festival a delightful weekend to share, immerse and discover.

    Nannup Music Festival
    2 – 5 March 2018

    Festival, Camping and Glamping Tickets available.
    Children (12 yrs and under) get free entry to all Festival venues
    Phone 9756 1511
    tickets@nannupmusicfestival.org  
    http://www.nannupmusicfestival.org

  • Buzzing cabaret

    THERE’S plenty of titillation in the outrageous cabaret show Club Swizzle, and the audience showed its approval by jumping up to dance at the end.

    The show was being held at Perth’s hottest new venue, which is also the coolest—the old Ice Cream Factory on Roe Street.

    Compère Rueben Kaye was wickedly funny with his outrageous costumes, massive fake eyelashes, and camp, hilarious patter that would make a sailor blush.

    Reminiscent of the Berlin cabaret scene before World War II, the old factory is decked out as a bar, until show time, when it’s stripped back to become a long, thin stage.

    • Club Swizzle compère Ruben Kaye (red jacket). Photos supplied

    The Unexpected Perks, including Perth muso Wayne Freer, added authenticity to the scene, pumping out some impressive beats.

    The Swizzle Boys—Benjamin Lewis, Simon McClure, Will Underwood and Joren Dawson—were very easy on the eye as they performed dazzling acrobatics and feats of strength, all while tossing cocktails, or swigging straight from a bottle of champagne.

    I doubt there was real booze in them, because the troupe turned somersaults, shimmied-up poles with style and superhuman strength, and dived through hoops without missing a beat.

    And then there was New York native Amy G’s impressive performance of a drunk on roller skates, staggering but never quite falling, and whizzing through an obstacle course of martini glasses…on one skate.

    • The Swizzle Boys

    Perhaps her most memorable feat was playing America the Beautiful on a kazoo–with her vagina. Yes really, with her vagina.

    Winner of London’s best burlesque act in 2013, Laurie Hagen raised temperatures with a striptease, but the art form took a reverse twist in her second performance when she got dressed.

    For me, more interesting than the undressing.

    Danny Wellington jazzed up the stage with a couple of big band-era songs.

    Club Swizzle is on until February 26. Tickets at fringeworld.com.au

    Come for the show, but get there early and grab a drink from the bar.

    by JENNY D’ANGER

  • ASTROLOGY: Feb 10 – Feb 17, 2018

    ARIES (Mar 21 – Apr 20)
    The Sagittarian Moon, shining directly over Mars, fills you with optimism and a sense of great possibility. This comes as some surprise because in many ways you are in a tight corner. This is exactly the feeling you need to arise, to get you out. Life is sending blessings via your mood.

    TAURUS (Apr 21 – May 20)
    Venus shifts from airy Aquarius into watery Pisces this week. You shift with it, from feeling dizzy and air-headed, to having a sure sense of emotion and feeling. The moment you can identify your feelings, you know your feet are back on the ground; you can communicate clearly again.

    GEMINI (May 21 – June 21)
    Though the Aquarian Sun should logically have you longing for freedom, various other factors are turning logic inside out. The South Node of the Moon, near Mercury, has you contemplating comfort and attachment, the very things you once railed against. Embrace your missing piece.

    CANCER (June 22 – July 22)
    The Sagittarian Moon is pulling you out of your emotional depths and introducing a sense of expansion and possibility to your ebbing mood. There are creative steps to be taken. You will need to have a little vision to be able to step out of the straight and narrow that is hemming you in.

    LEO (July 23 – Aug 22)
    Having shared your grand vision to all and sundry, it’s time to put it into practise. Whispering your dreams into the ear of the one you love is one thing, putting your wheels on the bitumen is another. The Aquarian Sun is reflecting back the one thing that drives you wild – you can be impractical.

    VIRGO (Aug 23 – Sept 22)
    Be inventive in the realm of relationship. Or, let relationship reinvent you. In the mirror of the other we get to see all sorts of things, light and dark. You have had your time to ruminate and muse. Now it’s time to get engaged and involved, intimately, in partnerships that will change your life.

    LIBRA (Sept 23 – Oct 23)
    Having had a wee ponder over the true nature of things, your mood is about to shift. It’s been airy and expansive. By the end of the week you will be immersed in emotion, feeling. Don’t resist, or try to break what you are feeling down into it’s component parts. Be moved by these currents.

    SCORPIO (Oct 24 – Nov 21)
    Change isn’t real unless it comes from the roots up. This is true of personal change and social change. You are at odds with shifts in the window dressing. You are happy when you see people impacted by awareness and feeling in such a way that their life changes. Be one of these people.

    SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22 – Dec 21)
    The Moon tangoes with Mars. You are in the midst of a wild, passionate and creative dance move. There’s every chance that this one could deliver you the kinds of results you keep dreaming about. Persistence really does deliver in the long run. Life seems to ultimately recognise sincerity.

    CAPRICORN (Dec 22 – Jan 19)
    As long as you are able to be emotionally authentic, and those around you are too, then all sorts of magical plays and outcomes are possible. The moment sincerity and all the intelligence that comes with it slips, then life will call you out. Ill-conceived impulsive moves are just not helpful.

    AQUARIUS (Jan 20 – Feb 18)
    The conjunction of Mercury and the South Node of the Moon makes you aware just how deeply the past is unconsciously influencing the present. This comes as a shock because you were under the impression you were more liberated than you are. This insight is genuinely liberating.

    PISCES (Feb 19 – Mar 20)
    By listening deeply to what your body is telling you and to what your spirit is whispering to you in silence, you are finding a powerful creative thread. It’s not always easy to wend our way through the various ‘gifts’ life presents us. Sometimes we have to put aside our agenda and tune in.